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Upon observation in my new City, I realized that Somali guys need an expert to guide them this new century about women and what they REALLY want from you.



I saw a 20 something Somali man being docile and humble at a wedding I was invited to last week. He let the pretty somali chick walk all over him and he threw a "shock and awe" barrage of compliments at the Somali girl, only for her to leave him for a fat nosed, gap tooth black guy named Tyrone Jackson. (based on a true story btw)



Guys STOP THIS, East African are NOTORIOUS WITH THIS!


Treat women like your guy friends. Yep, don't be afraid to clown on them for wearing dusty shoes or having lint on their hair. Clown their asses and they will love you for it. Stop suking up and being a sissy, be you and don't treat them differently just cuz they have a mutilated pusssy that they are dangling like a caret stick in front of you.


Treat the one you want with the same contempt and indifference you use on the person you wish would go away. Get rid of undesirable persons by giving them an excess of attention -- suggest commitment, and they will flee.



Here's how you can make ANY GIRL like you MORE: Be unavailable. People want what they can't have. That which is plentiful is under-appreciated, and that which is rare is valued. Availability extinguishes passion and dedication.

"LESS YOU GIVE TO SOMALI WOMEN IN A RELATIONSHIP THE MORE YOU GET IN RETURN." (does not uply to marriage)


DON'T BE CLINGY


believe me I did my research I've seen too many skinny mens heart's broken by a Somali chick who left him for a man who didn't give a fock about her ( usually A Tyrone)



if you need more lesson one-on-one I am available VIA PM OR CONTACT MY NEW STAFF, QANSA "the raging queer that does Somali womens hairs before weddings" and he will be more than happy to take your questions.



We here at EMB and EMB Incorporated have teamed up with other agencies to stop Tyrone, Leroy, Dante, J-kwon, & Tyrese from ravaging all of the East African pusssy. Do your part men, stop letting me and Tyrone have all the fun. Stop standing by the wall at weddings looking to fight your fellow Somali men and approach that girl with the long hair and evenly colored skin lightner Diana on. If you don't, don't call her a hoe When u see her With Tyrone a week latter.



I am ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS, The Only East African Man Getting More Head Than Your Somali Sister's Hijaab.

This Has Been An EMB Production - Copy Written, So Don't Copy Me -Copyright © 2006

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Here's how you can make ANY GIRL like you MORE: Be unavailable. People want what they can't have. That which is plentiful is under-appreciated, and that which is rare is valued. Availability extinguishes passion and dedication.

DON'T BE CLINGY

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"people want what they can't have"



H M M M M M __I N T R E S E N T I N G



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Waxaada caadi ma ahee ma midaad la socotaa lagaa wase?

EMB you have been here on s-net allang time and tried to chat up girls from here and you always FAILED they even DISS YOU your full of fabrication dude

All across America, Somali girls are going to clubs tonight and they will find a Tyrone or two...maybe even a Leroy ( Tyrone's older brother) while you skinny focks will be stuck at your light skinned Darood friends subsidized house receiving natural highs off of his sweaty testicles.

ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS's MESSAGE TO YOU ALL: my skinny bros, you will never be happy with a Somali woman treating her like she is every thing to you...ignore the who.re, and she will run to you...call her fat and she will think u are different and sweet....slap her futo and she will call u romantic.....tell her u love her and she will say "lets just be friends"

I am ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS, The Only East African Man Getting More Head Than Your Somali Sister's Hijaab.

This Has Been An EMB Production - Copy Written, So Don't Copy Me -Copyright © 2006

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ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS's MESSAGE TO YOU ALL: my skinny bros, you will never be happy with a Somali woman treating her like she is every thing to you...ignore the who.re, and she will run to you...call her fat and she will think u are different and sweet....slap her futo and she will call u romantic.....tell her u love her and she will say "lets just be friends"


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W H Y__D O__U__H A T E___S O M A L I ___W O M E N?

Face, I don't hate Somali women, I just hate the adoon sperm inside them.

I am ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS, The Only East African Man Getting More Head Than Your Somali Sister's Hijaab.

This Has Been An EMB Production - Copy Written, So Don't Copy Me -Copyright © 2006

Don't be clingy or needy, you got that part right. That doesn't preclude being a gentleman and being nice. Just don't be slavish.

Also, once you get in their pants, go down on them. They LOVE that.

Also, once you get in their pants, go down on them. They LOVE that.




in other word, Impersonate Stalin.

Somali women?

This applies to ALL women.

Nice guy always comes last, leant this a decade ago.


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Here one easy tactic that always works, when meeting new people.
When ever you are introduced to a very attractive women,
you should act against your instincts.

You should ignore her and lavish attention on the less attractive women,
barley acknowledging the existance of the pretty one.


Next thing you know she is interested in you and is trying hard to intiate something.



trust me , it has a 100% succes rate for me.

Yeah, Gurey. It always works.

Spoh' ohn, Gurey.