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Not too long ago a meeting in which all the Eedor braintrust was assembled. The topic was a familiar and recurring one: How to secure recognition for the Qolka iyo Bersada aka Somaliland.

Mr Seelaanyo was the first to speak, he proposed that henceforth the Eedoor should abandon Islam and embrace Christianity. Although this plan was welcomed by most of the gathered Eedoor brainboxes, Colonel Riyaale vetoed it for its impracticality. The Eedoors have lately converted to the extremist Wahaabi school and like all new converts they are very fervent but ignorant and blood thirsty. Riyaale was concerned for his safety.

The next one was to preserve Islam as the state religion but change the Qibla from Meccaa to Buckingham Palace in order to please the Eedoor former Colonial Masters. As you may know Isaaqs are renowned for the their love of the English and since the departure of the English they have been in mourning like a young lady who lost her husband. Or a child who list his father. Hence their delight in calling themselves the English orphans

But this proposal was also shot down because the English dont give a toss about their former colonial possessions specially one as parched and desolate as Northern Somalia lol

Finally the biggest Eedoor brainbox came up with the Idea of Recognizing Israel as the way to Secure Statehood for Somaliland

Hence the Flood of Eedoor and Isreal Lovefest on the net

By Faysal Diriye, Ottawa, Canada

This short is aimed at dwelling on and expanding the smart analysis of Nuradin Hassan (Arab Vs Somaliland) following the Banjul summit where the dispute between Somaliland and Arab countries took on a new dimension. It is true that Somalilanders have long been accustomed to Arab countries unabated misguided policies towards them, and were by and large forewarned about any Arab diplomatic offensive to contain, if not eliminate, the growing political stature of Somaliland.

Blinded by the ridiculous attempt of safeguarding their hegemonic Egyptian surrogate when it comes to the use of Nile water resources, Arab countries have never been able refrain from taking sides and to preserve a neutral stance on Somaliland-Somalia relations even on the face of the dismal failure of the unitary Somalia and in total disregard of the interests and aspirations Somaliland people. But this is time around, after failing to convince fellow African countries to desert Somaliland, Sudan and Egypt embarked in a very disgraceful grandstanding aimed at bullying fellow countries into restricting SL influence. Anti Somaliland sentiment is therefore tellingly cranked over and following these new developments, I agree with Nuradin on the need of a dramatic shift of Somaliland foreign policy.

One should first help one hand, and in my opinion the following actions ought to be considered.

- A unilateral severance of all relations with Arab countries altogether following a parliamentary debate and vote. During these discussions, it appears important to me not cheapens the issue at hand by mixing Islam in our political and economic decisions and not lose sight of our overriding responsibility : to broke off the Arab diplomatic encirclement. This move probably won't affect the recognition situation by itself but will likely woo fellow Somalilanders into reconsidering new diplomatic options in the wake of the diplomatic reverse inflicted by Arab countries.

- Unilateral recognition of the state of Israel and establishment of diplomatic relations on ambassador level. Some of us might dubious of any involvement of the Jewish state into Somaliland affairs, but let’s keep in mind the high profile support of Israel to the Anyanya movement against Khartoum dictatorship. Chadian rulers, were also helped by Israel to fight off Arab-sponsored rebellions in the late 80”s. To counterbalance Arab imperialism in East Africa, Israelis took over5 the British presence in Uganda and Tanzania was at one point the largest recipient of Israelis military. And Indeed Somaliland present a huge geo-strategic impor­tance for a state of Israel in a hostile environment, from securing the Red Sea transit to Israeli ships to developing bilateral military cooperation similar to the Turkey-Israel alliance.

[quote="Cilmiile"]Not too long ago a meeting in which all the Eedor braintrust was assembled. The topic was a familiar and recurring one: How to secure recognition for the Qolka iyo Bersada aka Somaliland.

Mr Seelaanyo was the first to speak, he proposed that henceforth the Eedoor should abandon Islam and embrace Christianity. Although this plan was welcomed by most of the gathered Eedoor brainboxes, Colonel Riyaale vetoed it for its impracticality. The Eedoors have lately converted to the extremist Wahaabi school and like all new converts they are very fervent but ignorant and blood thirsty. Riyaale was concerned for his safety.

The next one was to preserve Islam as the state religion but change the Qibla from Meccaa to Buckingham Palace in order to please the Eedoor former Colonial Masters. As you may know Isaaqs are renowned for the their love of the English and since the departure of the English they have been in mourning like a young lady who lost her husband. Or a child who list his father. Hence their delight in calling themselves the English orphans

But this proposal was also shot down because the English dont give a toss about their former colonial possessions specially one as parched and desolate as Northern Somalia lol

Finally the biggest Eedoor brainbox came up with the Idea of Recognizing Israel as the way to Secure Statehood for Somaliland

Hence the Flood of Eedoor and Isreal Lovefest on the net[/quote]


Cilmile shouldn't you be more concerned about the Habashees raping, pillaging and colonizing the uncivilized, un mannered South Somali and please don't talk about islam, because all know how the Warlords in the South use Islam to disgace their tribal ambitions..

Candoleh,
You should be more concerned with saving the Afxakume and Cali Duulaane homosexual shrines and artifacts from the destruction of Habar Gidir Islamists that are heading your way. The queer legacy of your forefathers is at stake here.

Do u guys know that Radio Hargeysa has 2 hours of daily Amharic Programming?

That canÂ’t be worst than the week long annual festival of the Qurjil milking amongst Dhulo males that takes place in Las Canood commemorating Afxakume's visionary accomplishments.

This is classic Qabilist fight..


On the red corner weighing in 95lb at 6'ft..with 48 qabilist win..1 qabilist draw and 1 qabilist lose...ladies and gentleman "the hate, hate created Intruder"...


On the blue corner weighing in 90lb at 5'9ft ...with 35 qabilist win..4 qabilist draws and 4 qabilist loses ..Ladies and gentleman " the delusional the paranoid Cilmiile"..


Lets get ready to Rumble...

Caashagaabo

Cad hadduu carada kaaga dhaco amase ciidoobo
Caqli nimuu ku weyn yahay ma cuno calafka qaarkiise
Anigana caruuraha yaryari waa iga caynkaase

I am here to educate people on history and counsel the Soomaali diid such as yourself to get over their parochialism and Isolation. It is not to trade insults.

I bet u didint know the tidbit I just gave u about Radio Hargeysa.

Or for that matter that non Somali Ethiopians outnumber, for example the Ciidagale, in Hargeysa?

Ceelg, Lol@ What you said, lakiin hee dhe have you seen Cilmiile's post's? I take it you haven't since you consider him being of sound mind and body to "rumble"....His posts are actually kind of entertaining, 75% of them are copy and paste, 5% are fun little facts like "Did you now Hargeysa radio broadcasts 2 hrs of blah blah blah"...and the last 20% waa calaacal in other words yuus iyo niic niic....Dheg looma dhigo.



Waxaan ka helaa Sacsacnimadiisa, walle.....it's quite funny.



Cilmiile, Allah haku daayo, odayga wareersan....bal don't let me interrupt you hee dhe, Ruwayada meeshey joogtay nooga wad fadlan adoo raali ah....

Hannah lol

I might as well put this post in here.

Do u know that Hannah is also a Hebrew name?

Means: the goddess of life

But i checked Edna and Adna for, consulted my dictionaries and textbooks from Alighar University and found out:

There is no entry for Edna, but Adna is indeed an Urdu word which means the Lowest (Origin Arabic from dani or soemthing like that)

Cilmiile, maahe LOL



Waxaan ku idhi, today I went to a family picnic, mothers side.....
Instead of cunto waxaan ka soo dhergay faan, yaa la faaninayey ma taqaana? Odaygii Abdullahi Yusuf....LaIlaha Ilala, maxaan sameeyey dee waan iska dhageystay waayo because hee dhe i was out numbered....Had it been one of my cousins I would have told them where to put it, but it was my abtiyaal...hostaan waxan iska idhi beer digaagle wax lagu faano maaha, runtii. Let's be honest, he's Aideeds Muse ileene. I was sitting there and wondering, does Abdullahi Yusuf wear adult diapers (ie: Depends) mise, napkiins...Kuwii loo xidhi jiray caruurta back in the day. Istakhfurullah


War habeen wacan oo wanagsan all of you..

Salaama.

cilimile, go fok a goat.

the banjul fiasco is another indication of arab meddling in our affairs.
they have made themselves our enemies,

its only natural to turn to the enemy of your enemy.

in this case isreal.

gurey25,

and Israel has an interest in helping you for what reason?

How many countries in the world does Israel deal in good faith with?

America is out of the question b/c that is their sugar daddy.

[quote="Cilmiile"]
There is no entry for Edna, but Adna is indeed an Urdu word which means the Lowest (Origin Arabic from dani or soemthing like that)[/quote]


Yes, in fact that why the world is called dunya......

it has nothing to do with help.
IT will not benefit us diplomaticaly.

just that since arabs are against our independance,