Desperate Housewives, Season Premier

[*HannaH*]

Who watched it? I missed it when it aired, but downloaded it and watched it.

It's going to be soooo juicy this season.


For those who missed it...


Mike is still in a Coma, 6 months later.

Susan got asked out on a date by some guy whose also going through some grief while she was with Mike at the hospital....(fidhiqo)

Gabriele and Carlos are divorced, the chinese maid ran away but came back.
Lynette is still trying to deal with Tom's lovechild, and her psycho mother..(Alex, from Saved by the bell the college years..You know the one, Slaters Girlfriends)

Edie is trying to sell that lunatic Paul's house, but Mrs.McClusky, is messing things up for her.


Oh and the best part.

Bree Van De Kamp, is enaged to that guy Orson, something or other.
He murdered his first wife because she tried to leave him.

What is wrong with Bree? Remember the Pharmacist who killed her husband? Now this guy, does she just attract psycho's or what?

[gurey25]

That show is boring.

It only kept me entertained for the scenes that Eva longoria was in ,
after that i lose all interest.

[*HannaH*]

What do you mean? She is still in it, she's Gabrielle.
Showga ha naga caayin, Ya Dheg Cas.

[michael_ital]

I watched it. The Bree/Orson thing is shaping up to be inetersting.

[Nabeela]

I admit Eva longoria is a hottie. Can you believe she used to be in the Y&R.

I used to watch that show, but I had to quit. It was either prison break or DH.

[*HannaH*]

Mike,


Did you watch the last (second) Season Finale? Why did Orson run Mike over with his car? I still never got that part.

[gurey25]

who you calling dhega cas?

[Dhaga Bacayl]

Hannah,

That is why you get B in calculus last year. Concentrate woman concentrate...your tuition is way too expensive. The lab top is for your school work not for your entertainment.

[*HannaH*]

Nabeela, yeah she's a hottie. But wey gaaban tahay, personally I like the other Eva, Mendez...now she's sexy.


Gurey,...bal adba?




Dhaga,

If a certain someone didnt dump me, Id have something to do, wouldnt I?
Matter of fact, I wouldnt have to watch Desperate Housewives, I could have been a desperate Housewife.
Anyway you know Im a saaqidad

[Basra-]

Amazing how all the sissy men gather themselve here to drink shax with xalwo. Always the same one i always call less than a man. Walaahi i think i am a good judge of character. Aqaas

[michael_ital]

No one's really sure. All I can figure is that Orson dated Susan, who referred Mike to him for his chipped tooth (Orson's a dentist). When heÂ’s there the dentist he recognizes the work MikeÂ’s had done on his teeth as the work of a prison dentist. He explains that when dentists are in school they practice on prisoners, and Mike mentions that he did serve time for a while. He says he thought Orson looked familiar to which Orson seems to get nervous and then fibs about where he got his degree. Weird shit.

Boobsra, sit on it.

[Dhaga Bacayl]

HannaH,

I could never dump you. You know you're the love of my life. Only if I could see more often,


Basra,

Nacasnimadii waxaad ku darsatay indha adkaan. No body wanna talk to you. You need to jet out of here.

[*HannaH*]

Oh yeah, you're right...I almost forgot about that.
All's I know is, Orson is a creeeeeeeeeeeep.



Why does Teri Hatcher, Susan, always look so homely? compared to the other cast. Her split ends are ridiculous.

[Basra-]

[quote="michael_ital"]No one's really sure. All I can figure is that Orson dated Susan, who referred Mike to him for his chipped tooth (Orson's a dentist). When heÂ’s there the dentist he recognizes the work MikeÂ’s had done on his teeth as the work of a prison dentist. He explains that when dentists are in school they practice on prisoners, and Mike mentions that he did serve time for a while. He says he thought Orson looked familiar to which Orson seems to get nervous and then fibs about where he got his degree. Weird shit.

Boobsra, sit on it. [/quote]


Mikey????


That is the harshest thing u have EVER said to me in Michael name'

[michael_ital]

LooooooooooL The EXACT word I used for him!!!

I think it's cuz she's the "poor" one of the group, so they make her look kinda white trashy. But she looks a lot healthier than last year. Less anorexic.