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Yet Another Borat Thread

Postby PragmaticGal » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:19 pm

http://www.boratmovie.com/

Laughing

November 3rd can't come soon enough.

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Postby Cilmiile » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:22 pm

pg

if you go to magacdisho, u will be execute

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Postby PragmaticGal » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:30 pm

Laughing
And my religious beliefs wouldn't come into it.

Did you used to be funny, Cilmiile? Are we mellowing out in our old age?

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Postby Cilmiile » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:43 pm

What will offend them more than ur attacking Islam?

You are telling me you have great gams and wear a mini Skirt?

They will be turned on as they set about turning off your lights Very Happy

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Postby PragmaticGal » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:53 pm

No man, I'm singularly unattractive. I thought that was obvious. I wouldn't even be required to wear the jilbaab, I'm such a turn off.

I was thinking more of the qabiil angle.

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Postby Cilmiile » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:58 pm

They wont kill u on account of qabiil. Hawiye love Isaaq and Daarood women. I dont know if it is a conscious thing. Probably is. Chance to get some superior genes Laughing Laughing

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Postby *HannaH* » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:20 am

PG...LOL....the Second and i cant wait walaahi..I just came back from the Grudge 2..it SUKCED...walaahi i can honestly say there are no I mean except for The Departed.



Did you see the one where Borat went for a job interview, and he was asking the interviewer crazy questions.
First he starts the segement off by saying........
"Here in America, there are many great opportunities for Kazac people...
For men, Doctor, Lawyer..(and something else).
For women, prostitute.

Borat: If I get job, do I get room with light??

Guy: Yes, that is standard in America.

Borat: Greattttt, Success!!!! *pumps his fist in the air*


Borat: So, may I put camera in lady toilet??

Guy: Goes into some explanation about how thats against the law, and blah blah.


Man, this guy is great...Lololol Laughing

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Postby *HannaH* » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:35 am

Here is Borat on Conan.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFiSjiEb ... ed&search=




Lmao, Rofl@Little bird told me...Conan like to make a sex crimes...high five..Lool@I want to make a romance inside of Queen Latifa, i want to do liquid explostion on her...

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Ashlee~ » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:05 am

" In my country they will go crazzziiie for these two *PAUSE*...................Not so much"------------> points at the mans wife Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Ashlee~ » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:28 am

hannah

you mean this one Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cni0iKMZUGA


BORAT IS A LEGEND Laughing

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Postby Basra- » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:06 am

Who is Borat? Confused

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Postby Beenaale_No1 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:34 am

The man is funny as hell. I particularly love the one where he at the dating agency.

Borat :"Should I tell people I am good at sex"

Woman :"no, you dont say that"

Borat :"even though Im big like a can of pepsi" Laughing

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Postby qudhac-m » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:49 am

AliG didnt win a single award in Briton the guy grown boring but in america where pple laugh at anything he became success.
That place is where Basra my became J k Rowling

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Postby usagichan » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:51 am

LOL at JK Rowling

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Postby Basra- » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:03 am

[quote="qudhac-m"]
That place is where Basra my became J k Rowling[/quote]



Laughing Laughing Laughing



Qudhac??? what do u mean by this statement??? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


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