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A British Airways flight going to Karachi from London

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A British Airways flight going to Karachi from London

Postby foolxume2005 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:39 pm

A British Airways flight was going to Karachi from London. When it gets close to Karachi it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Karachi airport and asks for help:

"Karachi, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?"
"flight 000, dis iz Karachi felight contorol, go ahead"
"Karachi, this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"dis iz Karachi, vat kind of peroblem?"
"this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"
"dis iz Karachi, i reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz Karachi, can you get emergency pover to your engines?"
"this is flight 000, negative, no power is available"
"dis iz Karachi, can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?"
"this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"dis iz Karachi, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"
"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"dis is Karachi, vould you peleeze repeet thez words after me"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz Karachi, repeat thez words peleeze: Ashhadu an Lailaha illallah wa ashhadu anna Muhammadur rasulullah .... "

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:40 pm

foolxume u dhimo midgaan yaheey nacalada ku dhacday.

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Postby AbdiWahab252 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:41 pm

lol Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:37 pm

even though its old Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby COSTA » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:41 pm

This is Salaxleey flightcontrol.com

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Postby Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:11 pm

hooyada s!lka ka wass

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Postby Ay iisho » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:43 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby foolxume2005 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:44 pm

Lionheart walaahi I dont think you're the real lionheart, what the fock is wrong with you?
Mad mulah who the fock r u talking to?

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Postby Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:45 pm

who the fuk are u talking to??

im talkin to COSTA the midgaan

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Postby COSTA » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:51 pm

" this is Captain Qawdhan, with his gaari Dameer do you read?"
"Salaxleey airport"Yes Captain Qawdhan your Dameer
can come into the national Salaxley Donkey port
we serve plenty of Coos Laughing


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