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Postby foolxume2005 » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:52 pm

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
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Postby Grant » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:20 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Kramer » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:23 pm

'em mexicans are just so lame!

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Postby foolxume2005 » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:44 pm

Laughing

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Postby *HannaH* » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:53 pm

That's so stupid..LOLLOLOL

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Postby foolxume2005 » Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:20 pm

[quote="Kramer"]'em mexicans are just so lame![/quote]
How do you know she's a Mexican?

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Postby Qaarxiye » Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:24 pm

[quote]She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour[/quote]

Lol@ passing out. I did not know fuleynimo could make one pass out.

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Postby Kramer » Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:53 pm

[quote="foolxume2005"][quote="Kramer"]'em mexicans are just so lame![/quote]
How do you know she's a Mexican?[/quote]

read between the lines foolka -

"Linda Burnett, resident of San Diego" -San Diego is just 5 miles from Mexico
"having a bread under her head" who else put bread under their head?
"sleeping in car without air condition in a hot day" who else does this?

all this clues are triggering my mexican detector!

---If it would said Joshua wasserman, was sitting in his SUV infront of the Synogogue, while eating Kosher bread --then my jews detector will go off

---or if it said Jerome Hakim was sitting in his Wassup car infront of Seven Eleven --while smoking weed and eating Fried Chicken --then my black detector goes off

its all about how what u set to your detector

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Postby Steeler [Crawler2] » Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:54 am

Too funny. Linda obviously isn't a rocket scientist or she would have notices that it didn't hurt and there was no blood.

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Postby Mosliima » Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:57 pm

True only in America u find most idiots
Only in America the most fools Laughing

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Postby Steeler [Crawler2] » Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:19 pm

Mosliima
Yeah, there is no way anyone would do anything stupid in Somalia.

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Postby Mosliima » Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:38 pm

Rolling Eyes I dont know about Somali,, but I doubt it, they have stupids like Americans. Who can be fooler then Americans Laughing
in Europe we dont have such or that amount of idiots that America has, thats for sure Laughing
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Postby Steeler [Crawler2] » Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:39 pm

Yeah, look at Somalia today. Those smart Somalis sure are a model for us all.

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Postby Mosliima » Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:42 pm

They have their issue, no question about it, but they dont have fools like American have Wink

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Postby Steeler [Crawler2] » Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:43 pm

yeah, no fools like in America. It's amazing how Americans, who come from all over the world, can be so stupid, while Somalis are so clever.


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