Stupid is as stupid does
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:45 pm
Stupid 1.
A man carjacked a car in Baltimore, Drove to his apartment, came back out of the apartment to find out the car was gone. He called the police to report the car had been stolen, police said. It's true!
Stupid 2.
A unarmed robber in Tehran, Iran walked into a bank and started taking money from the hands of customers, confident that he was invisible because he had paid a wizard to put him under a spell, Police said.
True story!
Stupid 3.
Since the election in the US happened yesterday, I gotta include this funny dude called Kinky Friedman who was running the Governor of Texas.
Kinky regarding politicians, he said " You know the definition of politics ? Well, 'poli' means more than one and 'tics' are bloodsucking parasites "
Kinky regarding what his first action would be as Texas Governor:
" I'd light up a Cuban cigar with my traffic tickets ".
Who doesn't deserve to be called stupid ? vote
Btw 2+3=23
A man carjacked a car in Baltimore, Drove to his apartment, came back out of the apartment to find out the car was gone. He called the police to report the car had been stolen, police said. It's true!
Stupid 2.
A unarmed robber in Tehran, Iran walked into a bank and started taking money from the hands of customers, confident that he was invisible because he had paid a wizard to put him under a spell, Police said.
True story!Stupid 3.
Since the election in the US happened yesterday, I gotta include this funny dude called Kinky Friedman who was running the Governor of Texas.
Kinky regarding politicians, he said " You know the definition of politics ? Well, 'poli' means more than one and 'tics' are bloodsucking parasites "
Kinky regarding what his first action would be as Texas Governor:
" I'd light up a Cuban cigar with my traffic tickets ".
Who doesn't deserve to be called stupid ? vote
Btw 2+3=23