Alluringly Devine........
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:04 pm
It was a stormy rainy evening, the heroine of this story, Noora quickly made her grand entrance into the local downtown starbucks. She wore a fashionable shoulder buttoned,long white rain coat, her collar raised high to maintain some sort of distinction in her mind.Her hair was curly wet' below her shoulder, despite having a clear tranlucent plastic umbrella in her hands. She looked absolutely slick, New york type Sophisicate.She was there to meet an experiment subject of hers-- whom she worked so hard to convince to agree into a psychological experiment.Fortunately her subject was already there-- sitting in a far, far corner with her laptop by herself.She looked exceedingly mad & furious from a distant. Her anger was written all over her face- blood veins on her forehead, Schizophrenic glaring large eyes; by all account she would have been a pretty-iish girl in her early 20s if it weren't for for those veins & eyes.She had a cute Sri lankan pony tail hair, a pleasant long face with long pointy nose that was extremely cute.Actually her nose extenuated her magnificent well full luscious red lips.She was busy with her laptop-reading something that obviously was upsetting her; her fist was clutched together, resting on the table while she typed with her left hand.
'Hi My name is Noora-Nice to meet you' The smartly dressed lady spoke as she extended a hand shake to her experiment subject : Alluring.
Alluring lazingly extended her hand while thoroughly observing this Noora from head to her Jimmy choo cream heels.She had this silent glaring look that made the medical psychiatry official uneasy.Alluring was also starring at a Starbuck waiter--with lustful stare.
"Are you alright -dear? You seem bothered.' asked Noora with a concern look as she sat beside her -crossing her legs elegantly--unfolding her yellow notebook ready to jot down information & switching her tape recorder on.At the same time Noora had her laptop with her--typing something over the internet.Alluring having changed her lustful gaze to empty blank stare quickly looked at Noora & said...
'I just hate adoons. uuff . Uuuff.. ' Alluring said this while still starring with seductive eyes at the 'light' skinned adoon waiter who was busy wiping off the nearest table to them.
Noora looked behind her for abit to see who she was starring at ,while she glanced back at Alluring & forming a disgusting image in her head.But with all this disgust interruptions going on in the head of the official--Noora asked her again--what is bothering you dear? '
I am mad at someone in Somalinet- do you go there'? Alluring asked.
'Not really--i do sometimes--to check the news & you know...stuff.. but i hardly ever visit that site. I find them extremely unsightly, vulgar & juvenile.' Noora spoke with a disarming yet condescending pleasant smile.Alluring seemed a little bit annoyed with this answer.
'What are you saying- that i am a loser for visiting their chatrooms or Somalinet'??
She spoke with a controlled tone impending tantrums.
'No --i am sorry i didn't mean that-- i just meant that i dont like to go there myself' The medical lady apologeticly explained.
'Well say that then-- dont --just throw your unwanted,uninvited opinions that can cause someone a heart attack, okey? '! Especially someone as peaceful as me, i refrain from bothering people myself therefore i dont expect it to be done to me. You understand?'
Alluring spoke while de-clutching her fist & seemingly relaxing down a bit but still annoyed.Her Schizophrenic still glaring at the poor girl who is too shy & afraid to look up & make eye contact.
'Well i do, & i do also apologize' if i was rude. So --lets start our session--tape recorder on-- ---Subject in question--Alluring Absame--23 years old--Friday the 10th 2006.
'What makes you angry, Alluring'?? Asked Noora while she typed something over on her laptop.
'Well almost everything. I am usually a calm--very sweet person. I dont like people to bother me.I like to be to myself, you can notice how i sit here on the far corner of the room. But sometimes i meet rude, inhuman people like this monster character called Basra-- over at somalinet forums. She makes my blood boil. She gives me headaches.'
Alluring retorted with passion spitting as she spoke-her tone gradually rising up.
'What does she say to you? Who is she '? Asked Noora while she politely wiped off Allurings saliva off her face--& smiling sweetly at the same time.
'She a monster who doesnt have a life.She is no good. She make me mad, always.'
Alluring spoke as she quickly glanced at her laptop to read the latest posted comments from Basra one would guess.She read the following comments....
'Alluring --You are a credit to the Anthropogists of the world-who would take interests to study the qabils of Somalia-you certainly are a typical dumb representative of your foe-- the Aryeee Arrryee Ogadenia'
Noora stoped typing to observe Alluring. Alluring at first had a momentary confusion on her face, as if confused by the comments she read.--The comment she was reading at first sounded like a flattering to her,--somehow she grabbed on to the words 'a credit to' & delayed her anger deluding herself it was not an insult. But the Arryee Arrrye Ogadenia was a big pang Wang clue she could not ignore, this particular comment caused her to --disintergret right before Noora's eyes. Her forehead veins began to swell uncontrolably, her small full lips clutched together, bitting her teeth. Her fat fingers fist clutching together,ready to bang her table surface, her face red with intense rage; she blurted out loud'
'Oh man! Oh Man! I dont feel good! This b1tch will pay for this! Oh man! I am sooooo mad! I want to kill her. I can't breath!
Noora quickly panic-'ed & got up to wipe off the profound flow of sweat off Allurings forehead.
'Its ok-- dear--- its ---ok---just switch of the computer will ya--this is really dangerous-- you shouldn't read these comments from this psycho basra person please' Pleaded Noora with a concern, heart felt look.
Alluring quickly typed back at Basra---totally ingnoring her--making loud typing noise. She typed.....
''I am dumb? But I was skipped a grade, and I have a reported IQ of 135...how can i be dumb?? And how do you know i am Ogaden-- all u have to know is i am the noble Darood-- not the uuf uuf Hawiya. Dumb A$$! I hate you! You are just jealous of me because of my German Hair'
ALluring pressed submit quicky to clap her hands & rejoice to herself for her quick come back!
Meanwhile Noora was busy typing notes, probably to note down how this subject is seriously ill.
" A reported I. Q?? Reported by WHO?? JAMA medical journal?? Alluring--you are too sweet. I can just see your eyes beam with glittering beauty'
Alluring confuised, read it quickly & then read it again--definitely surprised although unimpressed by the flattering comments .Definitely puzzled. She scratched her hair & looked at her company who was looking at her after finishing typing something crucial observation notes.
'This witch is Bi-polar -for real. She is not a soldier. You either are a soldier or not.What is wrong with her? She is a chicken. She can't fight.She has to hide behind her charm & flattery ' Alluring quickly said out loud to Noora who was nodding her head to pretend she agreed. Obviously Noora had no idea about the nature of the comments being exchanged.Alluring continued to post....
'Basra, you are a blatant homosexual. I find it DISTRUBING that a female is always commenting another female. UF!'
With a relief satisfied look--Alluring glanced at Noora to apologize of ignoring her.
"I am sorry Noora--i was occupied with that witch here--making me mad. Lets see what she is going to write. I hate her really.'
Alluring spoke to her experimentalist-- while saliva came running out of her mouth--her forehead veins obviously building. Noora just smiled & said its ok. Alluring quickly read her latest comments.
' Allaa Ogadenia are just something! I.Q 135 kulaha? I dont know whether this comment is more ridiculous or the fact that she claims she has 'German' hair. Alluring what will u say --next? That you are related to Queen Elizabeth of England thanks to the German hair connection?'Alluring--you need Grammar 101 dear--did your adoon hooyo ever teach you English?'
Alluring reading that began to get up, walk forth & back in the room--holding her head--as if suffering a massive headache -she started murmering -Oh no-- Oh No----- i have to kill--- kill her--- this not right--Meanwhile her friend--Noora--was getting nervous, impatient & scared-----she decided to close up the recording session. She began to record & read loud to the tape.....
'Subject is Highly psychotic & irrate. Subject is walking about the room about to colapse from combative, abusive internet comments. Session lasted 1 hour. Subject name is Alluring Absame---Friday 10th 2006---My code name is 911-My name is Miss Elmi Bodheri Basra.'
"Alluring over-heard this--& quickly stopped walking up the room--glared at a nervous Noora with dangerous schizophrenic look!-- Oh my god--u are Basra!! !!! U little devil'! Oh my GOD!!!!!
Alluring took off her wooden --primitive dutch traditional shoes & began to chase Basra violently. The poor frightened Basra aka Noora left her cute tranluncent plastic umbrella, behind-regretfully. She however, did take her cream colored Jimmy choo heels with her, & ran for her life.
The chase incident was later reported' in the local papers---the headline read---
'Another Colombine Shooting:College racist female shooter kills 65 none light skin Black students & one Indian Beauty in a fleet of rage"
'Hi My name is Noora-Nice to meet you' The smartly dressed lady spoke as she extended a hand shake to her experiment subject : Alluring.
Alluring lazingly extended her hand while thoroughly observing this Noora from head to her Jimmy choo cream heels.She had this silent glaring look that made the medical psychiatry official uneasy.Alluring was also starring at a Starbuck waiter--with lustful stare.
"Are you alright -dear? You seem bothered.' asked Noora with a concern look as she sat beside her -crossing her legs elegantly--unfolding her yellow notebook ready to jot down information & switching her tape recorder on.At the same time Noora had her laptop with her--typing something over the internet.Alluring having changed her lustful gaze to empty blank stare quickly looked at Noora & said...
'I just hate adoons. uuff . Uuuff.. ' Alluring said this while still starring with seductive eyes at the 'light' skinned adoon waiter who was busy wiping off the nearest table to them.
Noora looked behind her for abit to see who she was starring at ,while she glanced back at Alluring & forming a disgusting image in her head.But with all this disgust interruptions going on in the head of the official--Noora asked her again--what is bothering you dear? '
I am mad at someone in Somalinet- do you go there'? Alluring asked.
'Not really--i do sometimes--to check the news & you know...stuff.. but i hardly ever visit that site. I find them extremely unsightly, vulgar & juvenile.' Noora spoke with a disarming yet condescending pleasant smile.Alluring seemed a little bit annoyed with this answer.
'What are you saying- that i am a loser for visiting their chatrooms or Somalinet'??
She spoke with a controlled tone impending tantrums.
'No --i am sorry i didn't mean that-- i just meant that i dont like to go there myself' The medical lady apologeticly explained.
'Well say that then-- dont --just throw your unwanted,uninvited opinions that can cause someone a heart attack, okey? '! Especially someone as peaceful as me, i refrain from bothering people myself therefore i dont expect it to be done to me. You understand?'
Alluring spoke while de-clutching her fist & seemingly relaxing down a bit but still annoyed.Her Schizophrenic still glaring at the poor girl who is too shy & afraid to look up & make eye contact.
'Well i do, & i do also apologize' if i was rude. So --lets start our session--tape recorder on-- ---Subject in question--Alluring Absame--23 years old--Friday the 10th 2006.
'What makes you angry, Alluring'?? Asked Noora while she typed something over on her laptop.
'Well almost everything. I am usually a calm--very sweet person. I dont like people to bother me.I like to be to myself, you can notice how i sit here on the far corner of the room. But sometimes i meet rude, inhuman people like this monster character called Basra-- over at somalinet forums. She makes my blood boil. She gives me headaches.'
Alluring retorted with passion spitting as she spoke-her tone gradually rising up.
'What does she say to you? Who is she '? Asked Noora while she politely wiped off Allurings saliva off her face--& smiling sweetly at the same time.
'She a monster who doesnt have a life.She is no good. She make me mad, always.'
Alluring spoke as she quickly glanced at her laptop to read the latest posted comments from Basra one would guess.She read the following comments....
'Alluring --You are a credit to the Anthropogists of the world-who would take interests to study the qabils of Somalia-you certainly are a typical dumb representative of your foe-- the Aryeee Arrryee Ogadenia'
Noora stoped typing to observe Alluring. Alluring at first had a momentary confusion on her face, as if confused by the comments she read.--The comment she was reading at first sounded like a flattering to her,--somehow she grabbed on to the words 'a credit to' & delayed her anger deluding herself it was not an insult. But the Arryee Arrrye Ogadenia was a big pang Wang clue she could not ignore, this particular comment caused her to --disintergret right before Noora's eyes. Her forehead veins began to swell uncontrolably, her small full lips clutched together, bitting her teeth. Her fat fingers fist clutching together,ready to bang her table surface, her face red with intense rage; she blurted out loud'
'Oh man! Oh Man! I dont feel good! This b1tch will pay for this! Oh man! I am sooooo mad! I want to kill her. I can't breath!
Noora quickly panic-'ed & got up to wipe off the profound flow of sweat off Allurings forehead.
'Its ok-- dear--- its ---ok---just switch of the computer will ya--this is really dangerous-- you shouldn't read these comments from this psycho basra person please' Pleaded Noora with a concern, heart felt look.
Alluring quickly typed back at Basra---totally ingnoring her--making loud typing noise. She typed.....
''I am dumb? But I was skipped a grade, and I have a reported IQ of 135...how can i be dumb?? And how do you know i am Ogaden-- all u have to know is i am the noble Darood-- not the uuf uuf Hawiya. Dumb A$$! I hate you! You are just jealous of me because of my German Hair'
ALluring pressed submit quicky to clap her hands & rejoice to herself for her quick come back!
Meanwhile Noora was busy typing notes, probably to note down how this subject is seriously ill.
" A reported I. Q?? Reported by WHO?? JAMA medical journal?? Alluring--you are too sweet. I can just see your eyes beam with glittering beauty'
Alluring confuised, read it quickly & then read it again--definitely surprised although unimpressed by the flattering comments .Definitely puzzled. She scratched her hair & looked at her company who was looking at her after finishing typing something crucial observation notes.
'This witch is Bi-polar -for real. She is not a soldier. You either are a soldier or not.What is wrong with her? She is a chicken. She can't fight.She has to hide behind her charm & flattery ' Alluring quickly said out loud to Noora who was nodding her head to pretend she agreed. Obviously Noora had no idea about the nature of the comments being exchanged.Alluring continued to post....
'Basra, you are a blatant homosexual. I find it DISTRUBING that a female is always commenting another female. UF!'
With a relief satisfied look--Alluring glanced at Noora to apologize of ignoring her.
"I am sorry Noora--i was occupied with that witch here--making me mad. Lets see what she is going to write. I hate her really.'
Alluring spoke to her experimentalist-- while saliva came running out of her mouth--her forehead veins obviously building. Noora just smiled & said its ok. Alluring quickly read her latest comments.
' Allaa Ogadenia are just something! I.Q 135 kulaha? I dont know whether this comment is more ridiculous or the fact that she claims she has 'German' hair. Alluring what will u say --next? That you are related to Queen Elizabeth of England thanks to the German hair connection?'Alluring--you need Grammar 101 dear--did your adoon hooyo ever teach you English?'
Alluring reading that began to get up, walk forth & back in the room--holding her head--as if suffering a massive headache -she started murmering -Oh no-- Oh No----- i have to kill--- kill her--- this not right--Meanwhile her friend--Noora--was getting nervous, impatient & scared-----she decided to close up the recording session. She began to record & read loud to the tape.....
'Subject is Highly psychotic & irrate. Subject is walking about the room about to colapse from combative, abusive internet comments. Session lasted 1 hour. Subject name is Alluring Absame---Friday 10th 2006---My code name is 911-My name is Miss Elmi Bodheri Basra.'
"Alluring over-heard this--& quickly stopped walking up the room--glared at a nervous Noora with dangerous schizophrenic look!-- Oh my god--u are Basra!! !!! U little devil'! Oh my GOD!!!!!
Alluring took off her wooden --primitive dutch traditional shoes & began to chase Basra violently. The poor frightened Basra aka Noora left her cute tranluncent plastic umbrella, behind-regretfully. She however, did take her cream colored Jimmy choo heels with her, & ran for her life.The chase incident was later reported' in the local papers---the headline read---
'Another Colombine Shooting:College racist female shooter kills 65 none light skin Black students & one Indian Beauty in a fleet of rage"
