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Are you Polish ?

Postby Grant » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:24 am

Subject: Polish Sausage


In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?


Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?

Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,

"Well then why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I ask for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot.

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Postby 1nemansquad » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:31 am

Lame, but hey Basra might laugh at it

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Postby R.I.P Kiyan » Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:31 pm

[quote="1nemansquad"]Lame, but hey Basra might laugh at it[/quote]

why..is she a half pole

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Re: Are you Polish ?

Postby Ay iisho » Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:40 pm

Laughing Laughing good one Grant
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Postby Demure » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:14 pm

That's funny.

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Postby kambuli » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:37 pm

OMG!

If I show this joke to Polish co-worker she will be mad..

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Postby Ashlee » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:38 pm

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