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Prostitute's Business

Postby foolxume2005 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:54 pm

A prostitute asked a plastic surgeon to make another hole for her. The surgeon was surprised and asked why ?

She answered: Business is good, so opening a new branch

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Postby Nabeela » Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:59 pm

Are we supposed to laugh at this so called joke?. What a retard.

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Postby foolxume2005 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:02 pm

^^it is Prostitute's Business, they are hiring.

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Postby Nabeela » Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:13 pm

They are accepting applications aa? WOW, your dream job on a silver platter. Did you apply for the job yet?. However, before you apply, you may wana contact them to find out if they are accepting qof fool xumo badan, before disaster strikes.

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Postby michael_ital » Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:58 pm

Sorry homey, but that was lame. Laughing

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Postby Ugaas Diini » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:02 pm

Laughing Laughing That was actually funny to me. How will that increase her profits though? Is she taking on multiple customers at the same time? Laughing

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Postby Qaarxiye » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:06 pm

actually it was more funnier when dave chapelle said it on block party.


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Postby Broud-SeesTar » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:16 pm

funny, but waaack.

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Postby Karbaash_killa » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:03 pm

she wants Triple penetration......hmmmm not a bad idea you know Laughing

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Postby Xplosive » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:20 pm

[quote="Karbaash_killa"]hmmmm not a bad idea you know Laughing[/quote]

That came out wrong sxb.

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Postby Qaarxiye » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:23 pm

Laughing

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Re: Prostitute's Business

Postby R.I.P Kiyan » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:31 pm

[quote="foolxume2005"]A prostitute asked a plastic surgeon to make another hole for her. The surgeon was surprised and asked why ?

She answered: Business is good, so opening a new branch[/quote]

Dry Arrow

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Postby Karbaash_killa » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:41 pm

X... Don't get man twisted..damm i need watch what i type around ere

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Postby Xplosive » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:47 pm

yeah sxb.. Laughing

Just looking out for you. Laughing

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Postby Libah86 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:13 pm

Karbash u mean Quadrulpe penetraion remeber she can use the mouth Exclamation


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