The phone call between Igal and Abdullahi Yousuf

[LAFO-LAFO]

Early that monday the telephone rang in Egal's office
His. secretary picked up the telephone on the second ring.

Sahra: this is presidential palace my names Sahra may help you?

Abdullahi Yusuf:This is president of regional state of Puntland, I would like to speak your boss Igal

Sahra:Hold the line I put you through

Igal:Go head Abdulahi what's up

Abdullahi: I've an idea

Igal: what kind of Idea?

Abdulahi:I think if the two countries unite without Hawiyeland There will be no constantly be colliding ideas and opinions. let's abandon the Somaliweyn and unite Somaliland and puntland.

Igal: Do you know why God had created the horses? of course to run away from you guys. We never had problem with Hawiye.

Abdullahi: are you on high something

Igal: No it's you on high something

[Seoma [Crawler2]]

nice conversation. i was expecting they would hang up on each other after a huge fight.

[LAFO-LAFO]

Nex morning the telephone rang in Egal's office
His. secretary picked up the telephone.

Abdullahi: It's me Sahra pass me your boss

Sahra: Ok

Igal: new idea again

Abdulahi: you know what! no one wants you. I was being sarcastic.

Igal: Abdullahi you remind me sxb. A Fox jumped up to reach a piece of meat hung on a tree, after 3 attempts it failed to catch the meat the fox spat on meat and said “who need you, you piece of rotten.....

[LAFO-LAFO]

[quote="mOwLiDmAcAaNe"]nice conversation. i was expecting they would hang up on each other after a huge fight.[/quote]



Immediately they hung up the phone.

[AbdiWahab252]

LAFO:

A Union between Somaliland and Puntland would allow the Harti family not to be broke up.

Its a good idea.

The people of Konfuur will forever be grateful if you took Puntland too

[Spragga Benz]

A union between Somaliland and Puntland was only a kumeelgaar idea for the Majeerteen to push the Hawiye in a corner. By now this union is bad for both Majeerteen and Isaaq in the long run. Isaaq are pursuing tribal hegemony in their own new state the Somaliland Republic, Majeerteen are pursuing tribal hegemony in the old state the Somali Republic.

At the end of the day, Somali clans are taking the nessecary steps and actions to secure a strong position for their next generations.

[LAFO-LAFO]

Abdiwahab

You need to show President Abdullahi Yousuf me some respect. He's your head of the state.

[AbdiWahab252]

Lafo:

I knew Abdullahi Yusuf before he was President & a guest of my adeer.

That old focker remembers me after my MJ friend mentioned my name when he was visiting the Old focker in NYC.

[LAFO-LAFO]

[quote="Spragga Benz"]A union between Somaliland and Puntland was only a kumeelgaar idea for the Majeerteen to push the Hawiye in a corner. By now this union is bad for both Majeerteen and Isaaq in the long run. Isaaq are pursuing tribal hegemony in their own new state the Somaliland Republic, Majeerteen are pursuing tribal hegemony in the old state the Somali Republic.

At the end of the day, Somali clans are taking the nessecary steps and actions to secure a strong position for their next generations.[/quote]




Spragga Benz
What do you think his comment over why got created horses!

[LAFO-LAFO]

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Lafo:

I knew Abdullahi Yusuf before he was President & a guest of my adeer.

That old focker remembers me after my MJ friend mentioned my name when he was visiting the Old focker in NYC.[/quote]

Abdiwahab
Today he's your president so please show him some respect.

[Spragga Benz]

I think Cigaal has a great sense of humour Lafo. That was hilarious, do you have the exact quote of how he said that in Somali. Jokes are always funnier in Somali.

[Spragga Benz]

Abdiwahab,

The fact that he remembers you (if that's even true) doesn't mean shyt. That old man knows everybody and their qabiils. If he doesn't know you, just say who your father and grandfather is and he'll know who you are. He does that to sisheeye like you, let alone his own MJ kinsmen.

[LAFO-LAFO]

[quote="Spragga Benz"]I think Cigaal has a great sense of humour Lafo. That was hilarious, do you have the exact quote of how he said that in Somali. Jokes are always funnier in Somali.[/quote]



exact quote of how he said that in Somali.

War cabdullahi, Hawiyaha Dameerahayagu dee isma geyaan, anagu idinkaanu idinka cararaynaa, miyaanad cabdullahi arag aayada Quraanka ah ee odhonaysa ilaahay fardaha wuxuu usoo rogay in daaroodka lagaga cararro.

[Spragga Benz]

[LAFO-LAFO]

I was told It's true story.