Maybe he is testing the new and improved anal rejuvenation device for sodomites.....Im not saying he is one, but some poor people will do anything for money

OR
He was trying to test whether he could get away with strapping a new type of bomb on himself and get through customs. It didnt work....but I doubt much will happen to him for trying (zero explosives this time right?) What makes me wonder is.....would the bomb go off with one clench of his anus? Thats weird
