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Prostitute's Business

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Prostitute's Business

Postby Kama-Dage » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:13 pm

A prostitute asked a plastic surgeon to make another hole for her. The surgeon was surprised and asked why ?

She answered: Business is good, so opening a new branch ! ! ! !
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Re: Prostitute's Business

Postby Osman » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:16 pm

hahaha

Good one.
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Re: Prostitute's Business

Postby Ugaas Diini » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:38 pm

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
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Re: Prostitute's Business

Postby COSTA » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:42 pm

She lost there $5 Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Prostitute's Business

Postby Raaxeeye! » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:05 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Good ones..
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