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Any married people in here?

Postby Madmadoobe » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:32 am

Can you briefly tell us what married life is like please? Is it borring? I am just curious as to how a man can wake up next to the same woman every single day of his life. I would either commit suicide, or go to jihad. Unless ofcourse the xalal aspect of it and the children are going to make it fun,.. marriage to me seems a most borring and focked affair. Women are only fun when you see them every once in a while, but seing the same one every day is not good for your health, and marrying more than one is even worse. Although a bit more fun than sticking to only one, you will need a store room exclusive just for headache taplets. So if any of you are married please give me your honest openion. Tenks in advance

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby The-Screw » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:38 am

Being married is a gift, i've been happily married for 17 years now, 3 kids, 2 boys and a girl. everyday i wake up, get on my knees and thank god for giving me a beautiful family. when i was in my 20's i used to think marriage life wasn't for me, until i met my wife that is, i fell in love and the rest is history, love & marriage is not something you'd know about just by hearing stories, you'd have to experience it first hand to know what we, those of us that are married are so thankfull for. settle down already will you? you don't know what you're missing.

(thinks)


(holy fock what did i just type?)


(evil laughter)

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby Madmadoobe » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:48 am

Screw

I have the feeling that your lying man. You sound too irrisponsible to be a married man. But if your telling the truth, how do you keep yourself entertained? Apart from playing with your kids which could be the only saurce of entertainment in being married

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby The-Screw » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:50 am

i play with my wife.

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby Madmadoobe » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:56 am

Screw you seem to be the only one here thats married so far, what does that tell me Laughing Laughing , only screwd people get married. As of this moment am gonna start figuring out a way to have my biological children without getting married.

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby Advocatar » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:01 am

3thrd year marraige-----I got two things out of this ordeal


two nagging kids and a bidaar



run while you can---just run----it doesnt matter where, lugaha wax ka qabo!!!!

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby Zabibta » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:01 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Screw go do ur homework kid and leave this to us.....lol
Madoobe I believe marriage is how you make it.....if you want it boring it'll be so and if u want fun then so shall it be. Mine is already full of fun Inshallah! Hey...is good to be optimistic! Laughing

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby Zabibta » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:02 am

[quote="Advocatar"]3thrd year marraige-----I got two things out of this ordeal


two nagging kids and a bidaar



run while you can---just run----it doesnt matter where, lugaha wax ka qabo!!!![/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby Ismahan445 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:03 am

Adv,

That was some bad advice, listen to Zabibta. Laughing

Zabibta, screw is really married sista.

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby The-Screw » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:05 am

lol


i really AM married.


Laughing

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby Zabibta » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:11 am

[quote="Ismahan445"]Adv,

That was some bad advice, listen to Zabibta. Laughing

Zabibta, screw is really married sista.[/quote]

You Dont Say!!! Shocked Shocked Oooh I get it now....he's thoz homestay paps whose wives bring the bread home as he takes care of the kids....but him, he doesn't do that......he's here 24/7 Shocked
Or how do you do it screw darling, some advice pliz....coz would also like to have a real life and be here all the time...really!!
Very Happy

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby Advocatar » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:13 am

Madmadoobe, dont let these ladies lie to you man----that's how they lured innocent me right into prison!!


intaa usocotaa?

intaa aa dey?

yaa kula socda?

maxaa xiligaan ubixi,

maa naag baa kusugeeysa ?

meshee?

xagee?

war soo fadhiiso?


MAN SHUT THE FUK UP!!!!!!!!!---MOTHER-HELL, I CANT TAKE THIS NOMORE!!!!!!

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby The-Screw » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:14 am

I'm Rich Biaaaaaatch!

sike nah, lol




i own Somalinet, which bring me enough Income.

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby Ismahan445 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:15 am

Zabibta, excatly, the wife takes care of everything....while he is here 24/7 Laughing Laughing

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Re: Any married people in here?

Postby Ismahan445 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:16 am

[quote="Advocatar"]Madmadoobe, dont let these ladies lie to you man----that's how they lured innocent me right into prison!!


intaa usocotaa?

intaa aa dey?

yaa kula socda?

maxaa xiligaan ubixi,

maa naag baa kusugeeysa ?

meshee?

xagee?

war soo fadhiiso?


MAN SHUT THE FUK UP!!!!!!!!!---MOTHER-HELL, I CANT TAKE THIS NOMORE!!!!!![/quote]

Confused Confused Confused Adv, bro how bad is it? Shocked Shocked


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