I stumbled across this joke of a missing uunsi jar...
A mother comes to visit her son Abdirashid for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Ifrah. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Abdirashid, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Abdirashid and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Abdirashid volunteered, "Hoyo, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Ifrah and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Ifrah came to Abdirashid saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver uunsii jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Hoyo,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the uunsii jar from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the uunsii jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Abdirashid
Several days later, Abdirashid received an email from his Mother which read:
Waryee Abdirashidow,
War heedhe I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Ifrah, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Ifrah. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the uunsii jar by now.
Love, Hoyo.
Lesson of the day .....
Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is Somali!
