Should I leave this section..?

[DANGIRL]

Adocator, Yesssss you caught me in a big lie, you're right i'm inlove with you kid.I can no longer resist you.If I could have just one wish,I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck,(you must have a fresh breath in order for you to do that)the warmth of your lips on my cheek(please make sure to put on some chapstick),the touch of your fingers on my skin(i suggest that you lotion your hand before touching my skin,i'm allegric to dry hands),and the feel of your heart beating with mine(i prefer airconditioner on all time)...Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Foxxy...I guess you're right we need someone to bully at all time.Especially when the mens in our life have made us feel miserable, we need a man to take our frustration and angry out on.

[xoogSADE14]

^ waaaaaaaaaw



but the below paragraph makes me very concerned



[quote="DANGIRL"]Foxxy...I guess you're right we need someone to bully at all time.Especially when the mens in our life have made us feel miserable, we need a man to take our frustration and angry out on.[/quote]

[Nagin]

WHY go there is know please to go..... Advo if you do then good luck bro ...

[DANGIRL]

Xoog there is no need to be concern about anything dear.Those words are met for advocator.

[Advocator]

Yes my love the thought of you comfirts my heart in unimaginable way, your hair slighty wrestling with my breath, as we lay in bed, your tender smooth skin brighy glowing, and the back of your neck meeting my lips!


My Dang....

I cannot deny this feeling I am feeling inside....

Just like the sun, like it lights up the earth, you lighten up my life...

Your smile brighter then the moon....brighter then the star

I look in to your eyes, All I see is paradise...

your are no ordinay thing, your are supernatural being!

There is no one that can take your place.....everyday I want you more

This is a fact that I cannot erase! YOU ARE MY SOMALI QUEEN!

I give you my heart, my money, my soul, and ever other thing you call

YOU ARE MY AFRICAN QUEEN.......................... THE GURL OF MY DREAMS

YOU REMIND ME OF A THING..........AND .....THATS THE AFRICAN BEAUTY!

[+chilli]

Akhaasaaay that was just sick, advo talking romance.

was da poem??


Lol @ danny bless ya babes

[xoogSADE14]

advo

do your thang fabio


chilli

i've been a good rolemodel and teacher wouldn't you agree

[DANGIRL]

Advocator Thanks to your poem i just save me a lot of money on my car insurance.I'll be right back i gotta go throw up now.

[Shankaroon_614]

Waaaaaaaawwww Advocator. I know understand when Xoog said that you turned into Fabio. I am liking it though . Man are you a poet, lakiin the African queen one, I believe that is song called "My African Queen" I think.

"i've been a good rolemodel and teacher wouldn't you agree"

[Nagin]

Advo you are something whalahi ........^^^^ Dangirl are you o.kay sis LOVE IS IN THE AIR mmmmmmmm haaaaa can you feel it .....

just kidding hell no....... gatta go w/s

[Foxy22]

Fabiokulahaa, the man has long hair and Advo has short jareer hair and massive a$$ forehead that shines from distances like a baby's kuunto.

[Foxy22]

DANGIRL,

"Foxxy...I guess you're right we need someone to bully at all time.Especially when the mens in our life have made us feel miserable, we need a man to take our frustration and angry out on."

I thought you were single? You have a man that makes you feel miserable? Get rid of him!

Do you have men problem? Wanna talk about it?

I have a situation of me own.... just the other night... hmmm no I am not going to discuss these freaks are going to laugh. Ohh what the fukc... so anyhow I burned my tittie the other night with shah no I have changed my mind... never mind.

[DANGIRL]

Foxxy...No...I am single( ) its just that i have a lot of brothers at home who get on my last nerves everyday( ).

"so anyhow I burned my tittie the other night with shah no I have changed my mind... never mind." ...Keep going dear dont stop there,no one knows you here personality except for Smokey.

[Advocator]

[quote] so anyhow I burned my tittie the other night [/quote]



Did it suffer third degree burns.....I told you to stop ironing you saggy naaso, that will not help foxxy!!

[Foxy22]

[quote="DANGIRL"]Foxxy...No...I am single( ) its just that i have a lot of brothers at home who get on my last nerves everyday( ).

"so anyhow I burned my tittie the other night with shah no I have changed my mind... never mind." ...Keep going dear dont stop there,no one knows you here personality except for Smokey. [/quote]

I knew you were going to laugh it ain't funny... it's a long freaking story. From Monday last week I have been sick like a dog, coughing and had my temperature upto 40 degrees C - so anyhow didn't go to work for like four days. My husband has been looking after me. The other night I think he caught my virus so poor guy he's ear was hurting and he was using drops. So I helped him with his drops and afterwards I was attempting to drink the tea he just made, I have said something to him and he screamed "What? What!!!" like a deaf man ... as he was screaming I was like "What the fukc?" so I had a bit of the tea on me and I jumped screaming oh my tittie ohh my tittie!! and I lift up me top and there it was burning. It was just a drop and he saw it. So straight away it went red. He saw it as it was going red and the fukcer turns around and says "it looks like a bite" and I'm like what you do you mean? he was like nothing, it simply looks like a bite. At that point I had enough of the whole thing and I turned around and said "yeah baby, while I had a temp of 40 today, I invited the neighbours, you know the one across the street, and the one on this side and the other one from this other end and while I was at it I invited the entire neighbourhood - yeah baby I was having a fukc feast!"

Woman you don't understand I spend the entire day yesterday at home thinking about what is it about me that makes everyman say ... hey one man isn't enough for you? Sometimes just to cool me husband down I have considered in my darks moments FGM! When I first met him, I told him I am sick and tired of freaks and control freaks. After telling my ex's stories he said that the man was crazy. Yes he was after I left his sorry a$$, the man was seeing a counsellor. The same with the ex before that and before that... but that's not the point. My darling crazy a$$ husband said that all along it was my fault that I have driven those poor guys to insanity. Imagine that? I am the most sweetest, adorable person anyone could ever meet. Yes I always had issues with commitments I mean even now I get panic attacks when I remember that I am married. I don't know... I simply don't know. Few weeks ago he completely surprised me with a question which I think was unfair cause you have to warn people and say "before you answer this question, you may consider to pause and thoroughly think about your answer cause it can get you into deep $hits" noo none of the sort - he asked "so how is it going with fighting temptations" to which my response was "ohh it's a fukcing struggle" and afterwards straight after I finished my sentence I have said the only sensible thing that I could say at crucial time like that "Ohhh that is so unfair! how dare you get me off the guard like that?!" He laughed at me and said something sweet. Anyhow I'm still trying to figure what would make a man think that I am a cheat... mind you I have never cheated on anyone before that I know of hmmm... let me just stick to the one that I am sure of I have never cheated on me husband without any hmmms.

Advo,

Every dog has his day, I will let you have this moment and enjoy it. Ohh do you think if I had saggy titties he will stop being so god damn paranoid? hmm yeah FGM and flat titties might be the answer. This could start a whole new era for me, sleeping with both of me eyes closed and no fear of being executed in me sleep. Yeah definitely something to think about. Thank you Advo, I knew your obnoxious mind would have helped me in somewhat and someway in someday. So long $ucker I have thinking to do!