I looked up "oh thank you god" in the sarcasm dictionary and this is what turned up!
"oh advo please read my article that I had typed all day this afternoon, I even didnt change my lil man diaper because I wanted you to read and be impress with my boring life, I had to make up stories of my tit burning and chit to get yu on board, well it worked but I see my plan to keep you onboard falied terribly, oh god why did I write that long, tasteless.....I am tears now, please read, please, garka iyo jilibka baan ku heesta, walaal hal mar akhri erayada aan qorey"
got dayuuum, for the love of god, I will read it if it makes you go to sleep!!!, now get off my chin,
