Reer Dahir sound almost like an Ogadens

Rightwing · Postby **Rightwing** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:07 am

My English work colleague has a bit of an arrogant girlfriend. One day she went to local asian restaurant to have spicy dinner. When she complained about a long wait for food and she angered the waiter by repeating rubbish, this is absolutely rubbish. In return, waiters and cooks dressed her food with special sauce. Hour leter, she was admitted to hospital and got her stomach pumped.........8 different men mayonnaise was found in her stomach. The police closed down the restaurant and arrested some of the employee. One of them pleaded guilty and gave detailed. He said we did SIIGO on her food while reciting bloody english and alaahu akbar. war ma jihaadbaa :shock:

Sheekada markaan dhegaysaneyey nin reer daahira oo ila shaqeeya ayaa isna ila dhegaysaneyey. Ninkii reer daahir wuxuu fahmi waayey SIIGO. Si'aan u fahan siiyo ayaan u yeedhay nin Hawiye ah oo isnla ila shaqeeya, waxaana ka codsaday bal inuu sharaxo siigadu waxay tahay.

Ninkii Hawiye....Yaakhi Seego ma kasaysid?
Ninkii reer Daahir...sxb hadalka ii jilci
NInkii Hawiye....Bidixdaa la maalaa
Ninkii reer Daahir....oo sidee loo maalaa?
Ninkii Hawiye.....Ok anigu wax yar ka hor ayaan soo seegaystay. Adiga gabadh qurux badan niyada ku qabo. Markaan bilaabay ayaa waxaa maskaxdayda ku soo dhacday, Caasha, Markaasaan idhi Caasha adi i dhaaf asbuucii horaan kugu seegaystee. Ka dib Sahra ayaa khadka soo gashay. Iyadiina sidoo kale idhaaf ayaan ku dhahay waayo horaan iyana ugu siigaysatay....hawshiina way socotaa :lol:

by mistake ayaa waxaa khadka usoo gashay ayuu yidhi eedaday!!! eedo ka bax, ka bax eedo intaan lahaa ee ay iyana lahayd maxaa jira ayaa mayonnaise soo booday eedadiisna wejiga kaga qubay!!!!imisaan ku lahaa eedo ka bax khadkaa :evil:

Ninkii reer daahir mantag ayuu la jeestay.

Sorry hadaan dadka qaarkii ka wiswisiyey.

GENERAL_SNM · Postby **GENERAL_SNM** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:39 am

Rightwing you've committed blasphemy, repent before the sword of reer dahir strikes you.

Rightwing · Postby **Rightwing** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:59 am

Which one is blasphemy in your opinion before I repent! ?
1- Labeling reer Daahir to "Ogadens"
2- Not knowing "in bidixda la maalo"

GENERAL_SNM · Postby **GENERAL_SNM** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:10 am

insinuating reer dahir are reer miyi like the occupied doqons in ethoipia, and they are unable to understand reer xameri dilect. Dont you know we are global, Rightwing? One phone call and i'll find you a reer dahir who can speak chinese for you. Now had you said a reer miyi muse abokor your story would have had so much more credibility, but as it stands you have committed blasphemy against the HJ royalty. :mrgreen:

Rightwing · Postby **Rightwing** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:29 am

I stereotyped about reer Dahir to justify my attacks miyaa xaalku? dee waayehee hadaba xaal qaado.

Cheerz Rightwing

sheekh-Farax-zero · Postby **sheekh-Farax-zero** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:02 am

Ninkii Hawiye....Yaakhi Seego ma kasaysid?

that was funny,, laakiin it's not Hawiye accent
waa reer-xamar cad cad + somali bantu or any one born in xamar (specially Waabari, Hodan, Abdelazizi, Shangani or
Hamarweyne)

GENERAL_SNM · Postby **GENERAL_SNM** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:23 am

Next time Rightwinger you will face 50 lashes and a couple of thumps to the head.. :mrgreen:

Ps, Only jokes cousin, there's that many of us I'm the law of averages will dictate that a few reer miyi reer dahir do exist. But they are only keeping an eye on the borders, if you get my drift..

Air_Canada · Postby **Air_Canada** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:18 am

Fuck Reer Daahir waa wada damb ass :down:

LiQaaye_TDH · Postby **LiQaaye_TDH** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:39 am

Air_Canada wrote:Fuck Reer Daahir waa wada damb ass

Adigo Maxaad Ahayd?

Air_Canada · Postby **Air_Canada** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:17 pm

^^^
Anigu madaxda Faarax Abdille ayaan ahay Reer Faahiye :up:

Faro Been ma sheegaane Faarax abdilaan ahay

LiQaaye_TDH · Postby **LiQaaye_TDH** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:22 pm

Air_Canada wrote:^^^
Anigu madaxda Faarax Abdille ayaan ahay Reer Faahiye
Faro Been ma sheegaane Faarax abdilaan ahay

Alayle Faarax Cabdille Faro Been Ma Sheegane :up:

Air_Canada · Postby **Air_Canada** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:33 pm

Liqaaye adna ma faarax abdille baad tahay sxb? anigu dadkan meesha ka buuxa ma kala aqaano

LiQaaye_TDH · Postby **LiQaaye_TDH** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:23 pm

Air_Canada wrote:Liqaaye adna ma faarax abdille baad tahay sxb? anigu dadkan meesha ka buuxa ma kala aqaano

Im Adan Madoobe

General-snm is Reer Daahir

Cali Gaab is Adan Madoobe

Rightwing is Biciide

Gurey is Biciide

Gashaanle is Axmed Farax as well i think his Reer Beniin

Air_Canada · Postby **Air_Canada** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:27 pm

LiQaaye_TDH wrote:
Air_Canada wrote:Liqaaye adna ma faarax abdille baad tahay sxb? anigu dadkan meesha ka buuxa ma kala aqaano

Im Adan Madoobe

General-snm is Reer Daahir

Cali Gaab is Adan Madoobe

Rightwing is Biciide

Gurey is Biciide

Gashaanle is Axmed Farax as well i think his Reer Beniin

Liqaaye aad ayaad u mahadsan tahay inaader

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