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Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby Siciid85 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:28 pm

Skywalker's post from the topic Somalia Iron Lady Fowsia Xaaji Yusuf Watch. Talk about being owned in just one reply. :lol: :lol:


skywalker25 your adeer dhabshill can buy habar kuuley clothes but he can`t buy her class
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What would you know about class, your 3rd generation descendent of Boon hunter Gatherers...
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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby The`Republic » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:39 pm

It's kind of ironic coming from a guy whose dad was probably the driver of Eagle's dad.

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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby Oba » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:39 pm

:dead:

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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby Siciid85 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:41 pm

:dead: :dead: :dead: Waxa iga sii qosliiyey sawiirka Kalahari desert bushmen and how it befits the description of this people. :lol:

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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby Bro » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:42 pm

:lol: :deadrose:

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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby The`Republic » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:47 pm

As for that tiredly regurgitated term taken out of context. There is a historical relavance already presented dozen times.

Considerable evidence has been presented that shows Marehan enslaved many a people in the new land and Bon Marehan denotes a sense of possession. Like saying "Magan Marehan" (as the Isaaq poet called his kin) like an American would say "Johnson's slaves." In fact all American slaves took the last name of their owner...which mean Jamika Washington comes from a family enslaved by a Sir Washington.

In this instance, Boon Marehan were the subservients possessed by the Marehan. It says in that very article--they were servile. Even in this very forum almost two dozen pieces of evidence has been presented that show Marehan had many subjects under their possession---yet you continue to take it out of context as the only card you can hold to respond to a provocative statement from Eagle which shows the extent to which you can't find legitimate reasons against the Eagle's people.

Well can you? They ruled you for the majority of modern Somalia and they are right now the presiding head of government that represents you to the world.

It's not Eagle's fault your ancestors were worthless parasites while his pioneering forefathers conquered new territories for the Somali people, built modern empires (Somalia) to pre-modern (Ahmed Gurey times) empires.

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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby Siciid85 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:50 pm

Everyone knows the Bon are part of the Marehan clan they go by the name Hawrarsame and Fiqi Yaquub and even had their own elected chiefs. :steviej:

"The Bon Marehan section of Marehan" that says it all.
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Somalia: Information on the Hawrarsame of the Bon-Marehan subclan
http://www.unhcr.org/refworld/country,, ... b48,0.html
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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby AgentOfChaos » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:53 pm

So much hate. :childplease:

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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby Calibesteen » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:58 pm

As for that tiredly regurgitated term taken out of context. There is a historical relavance already presented dozen times.

Considerable evidence has been presented that shows Marehan enslaved many a people in the new land and Bon Marehan denotes a sense of possession. Like saying "Magan Marehan" (as the Isaaq poet called his kin) like an American would say "Johnson's slaves." In fact all American slaves took the last name of their owner...which mean Jamika Washington comes from a family enslaved by a Sir Washington.

In this instance, Boon Marehan were the subservients possessed by the Marehan. It says in that very article--they were servile. Even in this very forum almost two dozen pieces of evidence has been presented that show Marehan had many subjects under their possession---yet you continue to take it out of context as the only card you can hold to respond to a provocative statement from Eagle which shows the extent to which you can't find legitimate reasons against the Eagle's people.

Well can you? They ruled you for the majority of modern Somalia and they are right now the presiding head of government that represents you to the world.

It's not Eagle's fault your ancestors were worthless parasites while his pioneering forefathers conquered new territories for the Somali people, built modern empires (Somalia) to pre-modern (Ahmed Gurey times) empires.
How Did Marexaan build modern Somalia? Do not come with Afwweyne. :ufdup:

Why are you taking away the truth by limiting the success of Somalia to one tribe? Axmaad Guray was Dir maan because when he live Ismacil Jeberti was same age. The only tribe living those time were Hawiye and Dir
. :ufdup:

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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby The`Republic » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:00 pm

Do you know how the clan system works?

Your possessions/underlings pay "mag" with you or "diya" for protection, therefore for Xeer (Customary Law) purposes they are considered sections of you althought not meant to understand as YOU unless a full integration takes place---and the only such presented in this forum has been the case with a section of the Isaaq clan and Oromo clients.

The Xeer that governed the Marehan possessions/slaves was codified in 1910's and today, in Italy's museums since 1959, represents one of the best examples of traditional customary law for practical study in Europe as this English university has taken pains to digitize it:

http://lucy.ukc.ac.uk/EthnoAtlas/Hmar/M ... riage.3912

That shows you what slaves owned by Marehan were...at the same time you imply Marehan THEMSELVES were servile.

What a poor and vindictive Isaaq kid spewing his bitterness in public cyber forum a 100 years after the reality.

Of course, considering your ancestors have contributed absolutely nothing to the advancement of the Somali raced beyond profileration of drugs and scandilous behaviour---I can't say I am surprised at your obsessive bile since that is the case.

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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby Siciid85 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:01 pm

I am going to have one more genuine laugh. This made my day walle :lol: , it is one of a kind. :steviej:
What would you know about class, your 3rd generation descendent of Boon hunter Gatherers...
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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby The`Republic » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:05 pm

CaliBeesteen-

Dir and Hawiye are noble citizens of Somalia and deserve much for helping build the empire that was Somalia under the stewardship of Marehan. It is unity and great leadership to reach great heights. :up:

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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby Somalistan » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:07 pm

Merehan are low born bottom feeders. They act classy in this forum and throw around fancy stories of how they are 'great', but reality on the ground is the home region of Merehans which is Gedo doesn't even have a High School and is economically the poorest of the poor. Also they are not yet liberated and are still one of few remaining regions under Al shabab rule.

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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby Somalistan » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:11 pm

CaliBeesteen-

Dir and Hawiye are noble citizens of Somalia and deserve much for helping build the empire that was Somalia under the stewardship of Marehan. It is unity and great leadership to reach great heights. :up:
You're phony as fuck. Next you will come back and insult them. What a f-king bi-polar idiot you are.

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Re: Funniest post i have read this weekend

Postby Siciid85 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:11 pm

What made me laugh even more when i saw the post by Skywalker was how the picture he posted matched exactly like what they use to do in the colonial times
looool. Subxanallah talk about bull's eye. :lol: :lol:



The source is available and can be read. It says out of the Somalis who went to Kenya at that time only the Marehan were hunter gatherers and posed danger
to the game :lol: :lol: .

http://www.rhinoresourcecenter.com/pdf_ ... 858627.pdf
The Somali Role in Organized Poaching in Northeastern Kenya, c.1909-1939.

"Finally there are the Bon- a Somali word meaning "outcast" these are all that remain of a primitive race, very similar to the Australian aborigines. They are absolute animals and have for instance,
no sense of posession. They live by hunting."

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