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If Somalia was in the world cup;
-Isaaq players would refuse the coaches orders and walk out in protest.
- Mjay players would score own goals to let the rival team win.
- OG players would waste time celebrating goals doing dhaanto and not realising they're losing 3-1.
- HG players would take Somalia past the group stages but fight with other teams and get half the squad sent off.
-Shiiqaal players would refuse to play because of the alcohol being brought into the stadiums.
- Raxanweyn players would be unable to play for not having football boots.
- Jareer players would be just like Nigerians, crazily strong but no tactical awareness.
- Cadcad players would get injured left, right and centre.
You need a team of Abgaals, Murusades, Mareexaans, etc i.e. the fair Somali to get far

If Somalia was in the world cup;
-Isaaq players would refuse the coaches orders and walk out in protest.
- Mjay players would score own goals to let the rival team win.
- OG players would waste time celebrating goals doing dhaanto and not realising they're losing 3-1.
- HG players would take Somalia past the group stages but fight with other teams and get half the squad sent off.
-Shiiqaal players would refuse to play because of the alcohol being brought into the stadiums.
- Raxanweyn players would be unable to play for not having football boots.
- Jareer players would be just like Nigerians, crazily strong but no tactical awareness.
- Cadcad players would get injured left, right and centre.
You need a team of Abgaals, Murusades, Mareexaans, etc i.e. the fair Somali to get far

If Somalia was in the world cup;
-Isaaq players would refuse the coaches orders and walk out in protest.
- Mjay players would score own goals to let the rival team win.
- OG players would waste time celebrating goals doing dhaanto and not realising they're losing 3-1.
- HG players would take Somalia past the group stages but fight with other teams and get half the squad sent off.
-Shiiqaal players would refuse to play because of the alcohol being brought into the stadiums.
- Raxanweyn players would be unable to play for not having football boots.
- Jareer players would be just like Nigerians, crazily strong but no tactical awareness.
- Cadcad players would get injured left, right and centre.
You need a team of Abgaals, Murusades, Mareexaans, etc i.e. the fair Somali to get far![]()
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Wallahi wad iga qosliisay...
You are talking about football but even if Somalia is the ticket to Heaven, we are not joining them


If Somalia was in the world cup;
-Isaaq players would refuse the coaches orders and walk out in protest.
- Mjay players would score own goals to let the rival team win.
- OG players would waste time celebrating goals doing dhaanto and not realising they're losing 3-1.
- HG players would take Somalia past the group stages but fight with other teams and get half the squad sent off.
-Shiiqaal players would refuse to play because of the alcohol being brought into the stadiums.
- Raxanweyn players would be unable to play for not having football boots.
- Jareer players would be just like Nigerians, crazily strong but no tactical awareness.
- Cadcad players would get injured left, right and centre.
You need a team of Abgaals, Murusades, Mareexaans, etc i.e. the fair Somali to get far![]()
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Wallahi wad iga qosliisay...
You are talking about football but even if Somalia is the ticket to Heaven, we are not joining them
Isaaq wouldn't entertain the idea of an all somali team. Cuz they know they wouldnt get the coach or the captain.. the bus driver position is up for grabs though

If Somalia was in the world cup;
-Isaaq players would refuse the coaches orders and walk out in protest.
- Mjay players would score own goals to let the rival team win.
- OG players would waste time celebrating goals doing dhaanto and not realising they're losing 3-1.
- HG players would take Somalia past the group stages but fight with other teams and get half the squad sent off.
-Shiiqaal players would refuse to play because of the alcohol being brought into the stadiums.
- Raxanweyn players would be unable to play for not having football boots.
- Jareer players would be just like Nigerians, crazily strong but no tactical awareness.
- Cadcad players would get injured left, right and centre.
You need a team of Abgaals, Murusades, Mareexaans, etc i.e. the fair Somali to get far


If Somalia was in the world cup;
-Isaaq players would refuse the coaches orders and walk out in protest.
- Mjay players would score own goals to let the rival team win.
- OG players would waste time celebrating goals doing dhaanto and not realising they're losing 3-1.
- HG players would take Somalia past the group stages but fight with other teams and get half the squad sent off.
-Shiiqaal players would refuse to play because of the alcohol being brought into the stadiums.
- Raxanweyn players would be unable to play for not having football boots.
- Jareer players would be just like Nigerians, crazily strong but no tactical awareness.
- Cadcad players would get injured left, right and centre.
You need a team of Abgaals, Murusades, Mareexaans, etc i.e. the fair Somali to get far



If Somalia was in the world cup;
-Isaaq players would refuse the coaches orders and walk out in protest.
- Mjay players would score own goals to let the rival team win.
- OG players would waste time celebrating goals doing dhaanto and not realising they're losing 3-1.
- HG players would take Somalia past the group stages but fight with other teams and get half the squad sent off.
-Shiiqaal players would refuse to play because of the alcohol being brought into the stadiums.
- Raxanweyn players would be unable to play for not having football boots.
- Jareer players would be just like Nigerians, crazily strong but no tactical awareness.
- Cadcad players would get injured left, right and centre.
You need a team of Abgaals, Murusades, Mareexaans, etc i.e. the fair Somali to get far


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