post of the year

[LeJusticier]

Best faataadhug for the century

Lool Just because I gave you an ass whooping does not mean I'm 50. It's in my nature to give whom so ever deserves it a proper mind f-king. Maskaxdayda, caqligayga, iyo af Somaligayga ayaad ka yaabtay sow maaha? My father is now in his mid 50s, my grand father is in his mid 70s and I'm in my late 20s. But just because you were stupefied by the fact that I'm such a genius in catching your lies and exposing you for the phony you are, you came to the conclusion that I must be 50 years old .

Its Ok, I was born a precocious child, and was always ahead of time. By the time I was 8 years old I memorised the entire Quran; the teacher would proclaim that I was the Kabiir, give me a stick and give me permission to beat the living shit out of 17 year old qawsaars like you who failed to recite their lessons off by heart .

By the time I was 12 I knew every poem in the Guba series and understand it well. As things stand now I have several science degrees, and my IQ is over 180. You were offering me you address not long ago even though it was only for show. Do you know that I have the technical know how of making the anthrax virus in the form of powder, and can mail it to you in an envelope? I could kill you and your fat mama without leaving my house . But of course that would not be an honorable way to fight. That's just me telling you what my mental faculties' are capable of.

Physically, I feel as though I must warn you xildiid duufle. I was doing Tai chi and Brazilian jiu-jitsu since 2007. I could probably fuck you up blind folded and with both my
hands tied behind my back. War mucjiso ayaan ahay niyow. Anigaa iska yaaba. Mar mar baan is idhaahdaa Mahdigan la sheegaaba ar muu adiga yahay. Saan intaan muraayada aado isku soo daawadaa . I kid you not. I paint a portrate of the Mahdi as a young man. I wonder if the Mahdi himself is me. Dee ileen Quraanka laguma sheegin Mahdigan iyo qabiilka uu yahaye. Ma cid baa tidhi Mahdigu HJ ma noqon karo? Telepathic messages baa habeen kasta la'ii soo diraa, Isis iyo belaayo is baacsanaysa iyo wax baan ku riyoodaa anigoo kala celinaya oo khudbadaynaya. War dee mucjisaan ahay niyow! Anigaa iska yaaba wallahi, marka Xildiido futadaada ilaasho adeer cunug yar oo kibray baa tahaye.

[theyuusuf143]

honestly I have never seen such a faataa bakh post in my entire Snet career.

[gulaid111]

Nin is faanshay waa ri isnuugtay

[LeJusticier]

As a kid in 19 kala yaacii I was in H/Dhexe hodon elementary school. One day in the play ground one fat boy wanted people to accepted him... markaasuu isoo doontay....I just don't want touch him....you know why? waxaan ka baqay in duuf iga soo raaco. Qortaan qabtoo hawaadaan u diray. when he flew up 5 xaboo muus ah Ayaan sii cunay. Markuu dhulka kusoo dhacayna I elbowed him in the back.
Sidaasaan schoolkii oo dhami iiga biqi jireen.....Ka yar xitaa saaxiibadii waan kala wareegey.

Sanbaloolshow ragaasaa meesha jooga adna Whitechapel ayaad laptopkaaga ka soo dhaaraynaysaa

[KyrieJama]

I'm Dead. Xitaa Majeerteen wuu ka dheerayaay...

Ma cid baa tidhi Mahdigu HJ ma noqon karo?

Tallow Sanboloshe ma ninka cayilaada badan ingriska ka yimi ee ku qayla staanka buseska Jiga Jiga Yar baa, oo Mahdiga sheegta?

Mar walba maa ii garatay buu igu yidhahda, maya markaan ku dhaho, Mahdigan ahay buu ku jawaaba

Sanboloshe is exposed, ninku waa 6'5 290lbs

[MujahidAishah]

Best faataadhug for the century

Lool Just because I gave you an ass whooping does not mean I'm 50. It's in my nature to give whom so ever deserves it a proper mind f-king. Maskaxdayda, caqligayga, iyo af Somaligayga ayaad ka yaabtay sow maaha? My father is now in his mid 50s, my grand father is in his mid 70s and I'm in my late 20s. But just because you were stupefied by the fact that I'm such a genius in catching your lies and exposing you for the phony you are, you came to the conclusion that I must be 50 years old .

Its Ok, I was born a precocious child, and was always ahead of time. By the time I was 8 years old I memorised the entire Quran; the teacher would proclaim that I was the Kabiir, give me a stick and give me permission to beat the living shit out of 17 year old qawsaars like you who failed to recite their lessons off by heart .

By the time I was 12 I knew every poem in the Guba series and understand it well. As things stand now I have several science degrees, and my IQ is over 180. You were offering me you address not long ago even though it was only for show. Do you know that I have the technical know how of making the anthrax virus in the form of powder, and can mail it to you in an envelope? I could kill you and your fat mama without leaving my house . But of course that would not be an honorable way to fight. That's just me telling you what my mental faculties' are capable of.

Physically, I feel as though I must warn you xildiid duufle. I was doing Tai chi and Brazilian jiu-jitsu since 2007. I could probably fuck you up blind folded and with both my
hands tied behind my back. War mucjiso ayaan ahay niyow. Anigaa iska yaaba. Mar mar baan is idhaahdaa Mahdigan la sheegaaba ar muu adiga yahay. Saan intaan muraayada aado isku soo daawadaa . I kid you not. I paint a portrate of the Mahdi as a young man. I wonder if the Mahdi himself is me. Dee ileen Quraanka laguma sheegin Mahdigan iyo qabiilka uu yahaye. Ma cid baa tidhi Mahdigu HJ ma noqon karo? Telepathic messages baa habeen kasta la'ii soo diraa, Isis iyo belaayo is baacsanaysa iyo wax baan ku riyoodaa anigoo kala celinaya oo khudbadaynaya. war dee mucjisaan ahay niyow! Anigaa iska yaaba wallahi, marka Xildiido futadaada ilaasho adeer cunug yar oo kibray baa tahaye.

Sidu isku faanay baan ka hele

[KyrieJama]

As a kid in 19 kala yaacii I was in H/Dhexe hodon elementary school. One day in the play ground one fat boy wanted people to accepted him... markaasuu isoo doontay....I just don't want touch him....you know why? waxaan ka baqay in duuf iga soo raaco. Qortaan qabtoo hawaadaan u diray. when he flew up 5 xaboo muus ah Ayaan sii cunay. Markuu dhulka kusoo dhacayna I elbowed him in the back.
Sidaasaan schoolkii oo dhami iiga biqi jireen.....Ka yar xitaa saaxiibadii waan kala wareegey.

Sanbaloolshow ragaasaa meesha jooga adna Whitechapel ayaad laptopkaaga ka soo dhaaraynaysaa

Uu sheeg abti, rag baa badda macaaneye...

[LilEmperor]

What the fuck did you just f-king say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f-king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre f-king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f-king tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre f-king dead, kiddo.

[LeJusticier]

I'm Dead. Xitaa Majeerteen wuu ka dheerayaay...

Ma cid baa tidhi Mahdigu HJ ma noqon karo?

Tallow Sanboloshe ma ninka cayilaada badan ingriska ka yimi ee ku qayla staanka buseska Jiga Jiga Yar baa, oo Mahdiga sheegta?

Mar walba maa ii garatay buu igu yidhahda, maya markaan ku dhaho, Mahdigan ahay buu ku jawaaba

Sanboloshe is exposed, ninku waa 6'5 290lbs

[KyrieJama]

What the fuck did you just f-king say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f-king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre f-king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f-king tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre f-king dead, kiddo.

You must be Ali Geri.

[Sanbalolshe]

War bal bal waxan bilaa akhlaaqda ah daya. Yaa idinku yidhi Mahdiga shaqo ka dhigta? Ma in afku idin qalloocdo baa dooneysaan?

[LeJusticier]

War bal bal waxan bilaa akhlaaqda ah daya. Yaa idinku yidhi Mahdiga shaqo ka dhigta? Ma in afku idin qalloocdo baa dooneysaan?

Arimahaasoo kale buurigii abu dambas Ayaan ka cantuugaa!