Garowe: The New Capital City for Somalia

[Kolombo]

I have a better idea; Garowe should be made the capital of Ethiopia.

Wait, strike that. I've an even better idea. Garowe should be made the capital of a new, utopian planet called Punthiopia and have Abdullahi Yusuf as its King. All its citizens should call themselves Punthiopians. I just thought of a national anthem for planet Punthiopia:

-We're the few, the proud, we're the Punthiopians.

-We all get along, 'cause we all look alike.

-We love our King eventhough he's a deuchebag.

-God bless Punthiopia.

[Khalid Ali]

I have a better idea; Garowe should be made the capital of Ethiopia.

Wait, strike that. I've an even better idea. Garowe should be made the capital of a new, utopian planet called Punthiopia and have Abdullahi Yusuf as its King. All its citizens should call themselves Punthiopians. I just thought of a national anthem for planet Punthiopia:

-We're the few, the proud, we're the Punthiopians.

-We all get along, 'cause we all look alike.

-We love our King eventhough he's a deuchebag.

-God bless Punthiopia.

[gemini07]

I have a better idea; Garowe should be made the capital of Ethiopia.

Wait, strike that. I've an even better idea. Garowe should be made the capital of a new, utopian planet called Punthiopia and have Abdullahi Yusuf as its King. All its citizens should call themselves Punthiopians. I just thought of a national anthem for planet Punthiopia:

-We're the few, the proud, we're the Punthiopians.

-We all get along, 'cause we all look alike.

-We love our King eventhough he's a deuchebag.

-God bless Punthiopia.

Inaa ka gudubtay waxaan baa u maleeyay

[Murax]

I have a better idea; Garowe should be made the capital of Ethiopia.

Wait, strike that. I've an even better idea. Garowe should be made the capital of a new, utopian planet called Punthiopia and have Abdullahi Yusuf as its King. All its citizens should call themselves Punthiopians. I just thought of a national anthem for planet Punthiopia:

-We're the few, the proud, we're the Punthiopians.

-We all get along, 'cause we all look alike.

-We love our King eventhough he's a deuchebag.

-God bless Punthiopia.

[GENERAL_SNM]

I have a better idea; Garowe should be made the capital of Ethiopia.

Wait, strike that. I've an even better idea. Garowe should be made the capital of a new, utopian planet called Punthiopia and have Abdullahi Yusuf as its King. All its citizens should call themselves Punthiopians. I just thought of a national anthem for planet Punthiopia:

-We're the few, the proud, we're the Punthiopians.

-We all get along, 'cause we all look alike.

-We love our King eventhough he's a deuchebag.

-God bless Punthiopia.

[surrender]

garowe wont be someone else's dirty carpet so they can walk on it whenever they like. xamar, hergaiysa and jigjiga is that way. hayni deeqdo!

[abdisamad3]

garowe wont be someone else's dirty carpet so they can walk on it whenever they like. xamar, hergaiysa and jigjiga is that way. hayni deeqdo!

[nomadicwarlord]

Somalia should definitely get a new capital, and Mogadishu should be vacated and leveled to the ground. Eyl should be the capital of Somalia

[FAH1223]

Garowe is way too small. People also have thrown out Beledweyne and Gaalkacyo, but I don't like their proximity to Ethiopia.

A brand new city should be built to be the capital of Somalia, somewhere along the uninhabited coast.

[snoop12]

I have a better idea; Garowe should be made the capital of Ethiopia.

Wait, strike that. I've an even better idea. Garowe should be made the capital of a new, utopian planet called Punthiopia and have Abdullahi Yusuf as its King. All its citizens should call themselves Punthiopians. I just thought of a national anthem for planet Punthiopia:

-We're the few, the proud, we're the Punthiopians.

-We all get along, 'cause we all look alike.

-We love our King eventhough he's a deuchebag.

-God bless Punthiopia.

[Desert-Runner]

Kolombo,

lol waxaa intaa ka baxdo how about u and Turki aid me in pleasuring Rooda Afjaano. U can get down on all four legs for me, I would have prefer using Turki's back to nail Afjaano but we don't want to break the old mans back do we? I got just the job for him though, I'll let him pleasure lil miss for me using my less wrinkly thing. Don't u go crying on me now, the old man is an expert at guiding things in the right hole, he's handle a dozen or two camel mating in his life so unless your NIDO fed arms give out on you, you'll be fine.

[Cinque Mtume]

Not even Gaalkacyo, take your capital city bullshit somewhere the sun don't shine, Reer Puntland weey isku filan yihiin and are better off with you far far away from us.

We want our place to be clean, while at the same time sit on the throne in Xamar Cadey.

[Ducaysane_87]

I have a better idea; Garowe should be made the capital of Ethiopia.

Wait, strike that. I've an even better idea. Garowe should be made the capital of a new, utopian planet called Punthiopia and have Abdullahi Yusuf as its King. All its citizens should call themselves Punthiopians. I just thought of a national anthem for planet Punthiopia:

-We're the few, the proud, we're the Punthiopians.

-We all get along, 'cause we all look alike.

-We love our King eventhough he's a deuchebag.

-God bless Punthiopia.

[paidmonk]

Not even Gaalkacyo, take your capital city bullshit somewhere the sun don't shine, Reer Puntland weey isku filan yihiin and are better off with you far far away from us.

We want our place to be clean, while at the same time sit on the throne in Xamar Cadey.

[gemini07]

Not even Gaalkacyo, take your capital city bullshit somewhere the sun don't shine, Reer Puntland weey isku filan yihiin and are better off with you far far away from us.

We want our place to be clean, while at the same time sit on the throne in Xamar Cadey.

Exactly;
Mexeey noo daba socdaan,curyaan falan oo lugaha na haaysta baad mooda umadaan