Little Known Facts About MJ's
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:04 pm
- MJ's are the #1 contributers to the safety of society: just last Wednesday, there was a report in Minneapolis on the 6 o'clock evening news of a mugging broken up by an MJ. Witness reports show that 7-8 armed hooligans apparently attempted to rob an 82 year old Vietnamese lady for her half-eaten bag of potatoe chips. When the suspects beat the elderly female into a coma but left without the bag of chips, it was immediately determined that they were Habar Gidir anarchists and the suspects were apprehended half a mile away beating the crap out of an 11 year old girl with down syndrome "because she was looking at them funny".
-Statistics by the University of West Virginia show that MJ's are the smartest clan per capita. A study of students across North America and Europe showed that 99.67% of MJ's weren't held back any year in school. With the lowest percentage was Mareexaans, at 17%, but on the bright side, they could spell "Siyaad Barre" accurately with impressive ease at an early age and were revered for their artistic abilities in drawing his name surrounded by tiny hearts. They could often be seen in their later years bragging about how easy the second grade was the second time.
-MJ's are feared, respected and admired by their peers. A survey conducted in April 2007 showed that when an MJ was around, people were 94.3% more likely to shut da **** up.
-MJ's are trendsetters. In 2005, reports in fashion magazines across North America indicated that a 17 year old MJ kid accidently wore his shirt inside-out because he was in a hurry for school. By the time the final bell rang, most of the somali students were also wearing their shirt inside-out. The somali population at the school was mostly Abgaal.
-MJ's are committed to growth & understanding. A local group of succesful MJ businessmen in the Greater Toronto Area (GTA) organized a conference with their brothers from northern Somalia. The meeting ended briefly, however, when one of the Isaaq gentlemen, who identified himself as being from one of "The Habars" (does it really matter which one
) boldly mentioned the recognition of Somaliland and the MJ businessmen sent the waqoyi delegation home until they decided they were ready to be serious.
-MJ's are forgiving. After 2 weeks of hysterical laughter, the businessmen gave the waqooyi group another chance. When the Isaaq gentlemen arrived late for the meeting at 1:00 pm because they were attending the 3rd Sland recognition rally of the day, the MJ businessmen were overcome by pity and decided they would renovate one of the rooms at the local MJ-run community center and name the room "Qolka Somaliland" so they could finally at least have somewhere to call their own. After the renovation, the room went from being a dirty, abandoned room to a clean, polished facility. The Somaliland room looked so different, nobody even recognized it
-MJ's are dominant. They can currently be found in large numbers over in Eastern Africa RUNNING SOMALIA
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Majeerteen
-Statistics by the University of West Virginia show that MJ's are the smartest clan per capita. A study of students across North America and Europe showed that 99.67% of MJ's weren't held back any year in school. With the lowest percentage was Mareexaans, at 17%, but on the bright side, they could spell "Siyaad Barre" accurately with impressive ease at an early age and were revered for their artistic abilities in drawing his name surrounded by tiny hearts. They could often be seen in their later years bragging about how easy the second grade was the second time.
-MJ's are feared, respected and admired by their peers. A survey conducted in April 2007 showed that when an MJ was around, people were 94.3% more likely to shut da **** up.
-MJ's are trendsetters. In 2005, reports in fashion magazines across North America indicated that a 17 year old MJ kid accidently wore his shirt inside-out because he was in a hurry for school. By the time the final bell rang, most of the somali students were also wearing their shirt inside-out. The somali population at the school was mostly Abgaal.
-MJ's are committed to growth & understanding. A local group of succesful MJ businessmen in the Greater Toronto Area (GTA) organized a conference with their brothers from northern Somalia. The meeting ended briefly, however, when one of the Isaaq gentlemen, who identified himself as being from one of "The Habars" (does it really matter which one
) boldly mentioned the recognition of Somaliland and the MJ businessmen sent the waqoyi delegation home until they decided they were ready to be serious. -MJ's are forgiving. After 2 weeks of hysterical laughter, the businessmen gave the waqooyi group another chance. When the Isaaq gentlemen arrived late for the meeting at 1:00 pm because they were attending the 3rd Sland recognition rally of the day, the MJ businessmen were overcome by pity and decided they would renovate one of the rooms at the local MJ-run community center and name the room "Qolka Somaliland" so they could finally at least have somewhere to call their own. After the renovation, the room went from being a dirty, abandoned room to a clean, polished facility. The Somaliland room looked so different, nobody even recognized it
-MJ's are dominant. They can currently be found in large numbers over in Eastern Africa RUNNING SOMALIA
*if you want to request sources for the above information, please feel free to send me a PM. However, i reserve the right to reject replying.
Majeerteen
