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What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:01 pm
by AbdiWahab252
What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil ?
How would you:
1. Have political conversations with your toolka in your home without sending Heblaaye outside for shopping trip ? Or would you change the topic once she gets into the house ?
2. Give her money when her qabiil's qaaran collection team comes by especially if u heard her qabiil is raising funds to fight yours ?
3. Would you trust her if she said let us go visit my family in Somalia ? Or would you refuse to go or if u do go, take 100 of your close mooryaan cousins with u ?
Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:05 pm
by adanboy
My wife should have same opinion as me regadless her qabiil.thats it.
Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:06 pm
by AbdiWahab252
Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:09 pm
by COSTA
[quote="AbdiWahab252"] Or would you change the topic once she gets into the house ?[/quote]
From the day you married and she will become part of your clan no need to change any subject but
If she is Habar Gedir be worry she may steal from you one day
If she is Eelaay she will beg money from your neighbours
If she is Majeerteen she is gonna nag you into the grave but every day she will make faan faan to your neighbours
If she is Ogaden you will become Doqon
If she is Dududble she will cheat on you they pay the buzzy after their marriage
If she is Isaaq too much men will visit your house you will never know who is her true cousin and who is fu3king her
If she Cad-Cad your house will be dirty 24/7

Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:11 pm
by kambuli
Real men don't look at their wives with "qabiil glasses"..Qabiil is not an issue in a healthy family and everyone is not obsessed with qabyaalad...

Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:11 pm
by AbdiWahab252
lol @@ COSTA,
What about Carab Salax woman ?
Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:11 pm
by adanboy
Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:12 pm
by COSTA
You mean the queens
Raaliya.com

Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:13 pm
by adanboy
[quote="COSTA"][quote="AbdiWahab252"] Or would you change the topic once she gets into the house ?[/quote]
From the day you married and she will become part of your clan no need to change any subject but
If she is Habar Gedir be worry she may steal from you one day
If she is Eelaay she will beg money from your neighbours
If she is Majeerteen she is gonna nag you into the grave but every day she will make faan faan to your neighbours
If she is Ogaden you will become Doqon
If she is Dududble she will cheat on you they pay the buzzy after their marriage
If she is Isaaq too much men will visit your house you will never know who is her true cousin and who is fu3king her
If she Cad-Cad your house will be dirty 24/7

[/quote]
You are crazy , man

Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:13 pm
by Ina Baxar
What's "marrying the wrong qabiil?"
I mean , let's imagine in an extreme case

that I would end up with somebody like Niya for a minute . The truth is she'd be the captain of our ship , point blank!!!
Tolkey wouldn't come in my house for qabiil shyte .
Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:14 pm
by Garaad_LQ
[quote="COSTA"][quote="AbdiWahab252"] Or would you change the topic once she gets into the house ?[/quote]
From the day you married and she will become part of your clan no need to change any subject but
If she is Habar Gedir be worry she may steal from you one day
If she is Eelaay she will beg money from your neighbours
If she is Majeerteen she is gonna nag you into the grave but every day she will make faan faan to your neighbours
If she is Ogaden you will become Doqon
If she is Dududble she will cheat on you they pay the buzzy after their marriage
If she is Isaaq too much men will visit your house you will never know who is her true cousin and who is fu3king her
If she Cad-Cad your house will be dirty 24/7

[/quote]
: Costa..................... Iblis

Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:14 pm
by SummerRain
AW,
Please, please for your own sake and mental stability marry a Sacad woman. Thats the only way you're going to escape your paranoia.

Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:15 pm
by LiQaaye_TDH
me personally would discuss everything infront of her, even if i was chatting shid about her clan, i wouldn't care...
Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:19 pm
by somalinetguy
The somali clan system is deeply flawed , it is patriarchal (kids belong to the father clan) , the system should based on the mother side , you know the saying go : you can be sure 100% that your mother is your mother but can not be sure that your father is your father.
Re: What Would U do if U Married into the Wrong Qabiil
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:19 pm
by AbdiWahab252
COSTA,
Raaliya, I agree:
Lakiini kama huta piiga vizuri, ata kimbiya kutoka nyumbani yako.
Ku piiga siyo ku tomba, hapana ni ku piga na kiboko
Ismahan,
My choices are limited: Sacad, Degodiye, Garre, Ajuuran, and Muurale. Those qabiils we have not fought with.
Liqaaye,
Sure u will. Until u remember guuriga is hers and u are staying there SUUQ MADOW
