Majeerteen starve for one day and its front page news. This, of course, opposed to the 364 other days Hutu go for want of food in 'Punaniland' and elsewhere, and don't even get a sentence.
Obsession is not healthy people.

And for you Qaldaans; there is no donated Ethiopian qamadi involved! If there were, we'd be sure to call you in for the entertainment value alone.
Doors that way gentlemen. Don't let it hit you on the butt.
