AMISOM Has Taken Over Somalia

[Murax]

Murax,


Dude, I remember how a certain Minister signed off on a 3 million dollar deal just to get a new set of front teeth to chew khat with

I actually am quite concerned how my fortunes will fare after the liquidation of the Boyz in Benadir. Peace was focking up my shiid as sons of bitches Kenyattis, Whites, Asians started pouring into the city. After the bombing, them niccas fled for the hills and shifted the trend back to Somalization of all donor and foreign investment lead projects. Shid, go up to HArgeisa and you will see the place teeming with Kenyattis while the Somalilanders get minor roles as assistants to them. In Puntland its the same especially in Galkayo. Blood Sandhuudhi is living large as an international staff member who sends Farax out to do an assessment in "Get Your Ass Kidnapped" Ufeyn. Poor Farax makes 20% of the Sandhuudhi and takes 90% of the risk. The picture is better in the South. You'll be hard pressed to see organizations with more than 10% foreigners in senior positions posted in country. Southern Faraxs and Xalimos are doing well out here in Mog and its a job seeker's markets. Its pick and chose your job out here.

Peace ain't progress in a war economy.


Warya,

You need to holler at me. I got more connections than Federal Express. My contacts run so deep Presidents seek me out, Warlords dine me, Wadaads listen to Kutbahs from me. I am loved in Xamar, Praised in Puntland, and Serenaded with praises in Somaliland. Life is great in Somalia.

I am LUFFIN it.

Btw, I ain't calling out no names but You won't believe how many former DMV folks made so much money off the "TFG". Fockers buying 9 bedroom mansions in Fairfax County, when I knew damn well they were living in a two bedroom apt before Somalia. We'll see if the latest, this Gaas Guy is any different lol

[AbdiWahab252]

Gaas is a cool, slick guy in fact too cool to be MJ. He doesn't share the disease which afflicts 99% of them: FAAN.

Warya, I am amazed at how FARMAAJO got the masses worked up, boosted his golden handshake and went laughing all the way to Bank of America.

[D-Runner]

Gaas is a cool, slick guy in fact too cool to be MJ. He doesn't share the disease which afflicts 99% of them: FAAN.

Warya, I am amazed at how FARMAAJO got the masses worked up, boosted his golden handshake and went laughing all the way to Bank of America.

[AbdiWahab252]

D-Runner,

To be honest, AY was the least crooked President. He was too obsessed with fighting Al Shabab unlike Sheik Sharif who is making a fortune. Sheik Sharif says little, collects his huge sums and makes moving sermons to the Kaffirs that sway them to drop sizable contributions to the Sheik Sharif Islamic Institution of Secularism and Peace.

AY was mislead. He should have put on turban, grown a beard, bought the best wadaads money can buy and declare himself, "Amir Al Mumineen"

[Murax]

Warya, I am amazed at how FARMAAJO got the masses worked up, boosted his golden handshake and went laughing all the way to Bank of America.

Despicable statement. Farmaajo was the most honest politician to enter Somali politics in 20 years. So much so, thousands of Hawiyes, including Your subclan burnt tires and went bonkers for 3 days at the news He was leaving. Unprecedented for any Somali politican in the last 20 years. Ironically the last person who received that kind of admiration was Jaale Siyaad AUN and You knew what they had in common

[Jaidi]

D-Runner,

To be honest, AY was the least crooked President. He was too obsessed with fighting Al Shabab unlike Sheik Sharif who is making a fortune. Sheik Sharif says little, collects his huge sums and makes moving sermons to the Kaffirs that sway them to drop sizable contributions to the Sheik Sharif Islamic Institution of Secularism and Peace.

AY was mislead. He should have put on turban, grown a beard, bought the best wadaads money can buy and declare himself, "Amir Al Mumineen"

I heard he has a proper beachfront property in Malaysia.

[Jaidi]

BTW I dont believe this document is coming to fruition anytime soon. AMISOM was struggling to even get 10 k soldiers, where do you think they will get another 15 k plus from to occupy half the country? Djibouti?

[AbdiWahab252]

Murax,

The man had 2 million reasons to laugh. As for my tribesmen and tribeswomen, it was easy to get worked up. He did an amazing con that I must admit moved me. He lost my support when he backed down so quickly instead of making a stand and calling out Sheik Sharif, Bahuka and the rest out as BITCHES.

Shiid, even Caato who was very ill got out to stand with Farmaajo only for the slick confidence man to split faster than you when the shiisha check comes.


Jaidi,

Warya, It is said that SOmaliland & Western Sahara (POLISARIO)want to contribute forces to the AMISOM mission

[Jaidi]

Murax,

The man had 2 million reasons to laugh. As for my tribesmen and tribeswomen, it was easy to get worked up. He did an amazing con that I must admit moved me. He lost my support when he backed down so quickly instead of making a stand and calling out Sheik Sharif, Bahuka and the rest out as BITCHES.

Shiid, even Caato who was very ill got out to stand with Farmaajo only for the slick confidence man to split faster than you when the shiisha check comes.


Jaidi,

Warya, It is said that SOmaliland wants to contribute forces to the AMISOM mission

Half the diaspora fell for the con job. People still getting moved to tears when he makes the rounds on his inspirational speech tour The guy is the TFG version of TD JAKES.

[Jaidi]

The AU has 9,000 troops in Somalia, but it says it needs up to 20,000 soldiers to repel the Islamist group, al-Shabaab. Deng Alor Kuol, South Sudan’s foreign affairs minister, said the new state was prepared to bolster the force to show its commitment to peace in Africa. “It is part of our responsibility to help our Somali brothers and sisters to achieve peace,” he said.”We, as Africans, must be in the lead to alleviate problems before we ask the Western world, or anyone else, to come and help us

Somalia is the greatest scheme in mankinds history. A haven for rebel militias eveywhere. In Sudan the SPLM has inter tribal wars so they want to send them away to feast on Somali bones while getting a cut back too.

[AbdiWahab252]

Jaidi,

Alas, I don't have Adeers like Farmajo. Mine are two bit common conmen instead of wiley confidence artists.

Look at Murax, if I was him, I'd have owned a nice condo in Skyline that I could take the Hookas who like Hookah back to. From Babylon to the bedroom Babylon.

Instead, he is peddling Jubbaland, Sade and other nonsense rather than SOMALIWEYN, SOMALISM, YES WE CAN, SOOMALIYA HANOOLATO etc

[Murax]

Look at Murax, if I was him, I'd have owned a nice condo in Skyline that I could take the Hookas who like Hookah back to. From Babylon to the bedroom Babylon.

Instead, he is peddling Jubbaland, Sade and other nonsense rather than SOMALIWEYN, SOMALISM, YES WE CAN, SOOMALIYA HANOOLATO etc

I only deal with what exists, and Somaliweyn, Somalism, etc. is bullshid. If anything don't Daaroods get accused of using Somaliweyn as a plea to subjegate others? At least I'm real. Don't talk to Me about Somaliweyn When Your 1500 member Sacad Clan and Cumar Maxamuds 1500 cannot share 1 little town (Gaalkacyo) to the extent You have to have some Ugandese sort You Guys out there.



Btw Skyline Apartments suck now bigtime, and only time I go to Babylon is to watch a game very now and then


Also I could buy a condo but theres no need. Inshallah My Parents, Bro's will pay off the family house in Fairfax County soon and move from there. Stupid Zomalis, Aabe Hooyo won't even have a place to retire to, so they'll just continue working until their '70s out of boredom

[AbdiWahab252]

Murax,

Alas, you don't see the grand picture.

P.S. Now is a great time to finally become a SlumLord Millionaire in NoVA. Btw, did you get married ? I hope to the same lady

[UlteriorMotive]

LOL @ conspiring to rob aid money. Wallahi Somalis are too xaasid espicially diaspora ones who should know better.

Also, I have a close family member who has been a part of recent govts and he told Farmaajo was the least corrupt guy. You can laugh at him all you want but at least he wasn't there for blatant looting. Yh A. Yusuf was also not corrupt. Sharif Sakiin is just shocking

Btw I heard they don't pay the govt soldier salaries as regularly as they used to. A couple guys eating it once in a while since AS are 'gone' and we are 'victorious'.

There are also alot of lowkey govt/aid/contract work undertaken by diaspora members who rip off the money and because they are comfortable in the west their actions don't affect immediate family members.

[UlteriorMotive]

Btw AW give me the 411 on Muungaab. Is he really that straightforward?