AMISOM Has Taken Over Somalia

[AbdiWahab252]

Ulterior,

Farmaajo was HIGHLY CORRUPT. He just was collecting it all in one deal, a one time last job. He will be able to retire in style and laughing at the skinnies.

Muungaab ain't going to change jack. Its a matter of time before he gets popped.


P.S. I don't steal or loot. Its haram and I want to venture beyond the final and unavoidable isbaaro: AKHIIRO.

[D-Runner]

D-Runner,

To be honest, AY was the least crooked President. He was too obsessed with fighting Al Shabab unlike Sheik Sharif who is making a fortune. Sheik Sharif says little, collects his huge sums and makes moving sermons to the Kaffirs that sway them to drop sizable contributions to the Sheik Sharif Islamic Institution of Secularism and Peace.

AY was mislead. He should have put on turban, grown a beard, bought the best wadaads money can buy and declare himself, "Amir Al Mumineen"

Indeed, the old man was rare considering this money crazed world; his only weakness has always been Villa Somalia no doubt. Unfortunately he bet on the wrong horse when Villa Somalia presented itself to him, but then as you know Ina Salad boy had gambled with beesha's greener pastures by that time so Villa Somalia wasn't a priority anymore. Yes, he did sort of try to revise things at end of his presidency, but considering the annoying "hee haw" sound picking up momentum... odayga was like, "fuck it! My health is more important then this annoying shit." I'm glad he cares more about his grave then anything these days

[Hyperactive]

innallilah with the comments! waha la oran ilmi mahey o halabeen, barako la'aanta haysata reeraha ..etc. never sugarcoat haraam money.

[AbdiWahab252]

D-Runner,

I met the odeey before and liked the bugger. If it was between him and Sheik Sharif, I chose the old fellow solely because he would go to the deepest hell to chase the fake wadaads.

Heehaw ? Warya, lets remember it was his failed alliance with one group which single handedly wrecked his chances. I am told he warned his tol about investing in that unworkable alliance before he departed for Yemen.

[UlteriorMotive]

Ulterior,

Farmaajo was HIGHLY CORRUPT. He just was collecting it all in one deal, a one time last job. He will be able to retire in style and laughing at the skinnies.

Muungaab ain't going to change jack. Its a matter of time before he gets popped.


P.S. I don't steal or loot. Its haram and I want to venture beyond the final and unavoidable isbaaro: AKHIIRO.

Nah I'm not accusing you. I remember reading on here you're some kind of consultant. Hey if you're getting paid for your work kudos

As for Farmajo, nah he wasn't corrupt. He had a streak of nepotism and breathed life back into Marexan activities in Mog but has wasn't looting. I have it on good sources that he was more or less clean in that deparment.


Btw how safe is it to work in Xamar now? And can I holla at you for any of those lucrative jobs you're talking about.

[Lamagoodle]

Abdiwahab,
Walaahi, I laughed so loud that people who are having drinks around me thought that I was drunk. This is funny stuff

I haven't been to Somalia but I have been to several african countries; money is easy come easy go. The african mentality is spend it and see what happens defying the logics that govern economics.

[AbdiWahab252]

Ulterior,

Xamar is UNSAFE. Don't be fooled bro. You can make money but lose your life just as easily. You need to be a risk taker, quick thinker and not get caught up in sentiments. Its like the WUTANG song, "C.R.E.A.M." Cash Rules Everything Around Me.

My most scary moment was when the Xisbul Islam conducted a morning assault and got to less than 1 km from where I was staying. I thought it was game over and started packing to flee.


Lamagodle.

All is well in this land of milk and honey. Its a nation of hustlers like my driver who is got registered as a soldier but doesn't work yet collects his pay. Everyone hustles.

I do hate those foreign idiots who come to jerk you off. They present a plan, idea, try to get your inputs and then WHAM: they utter it, "PROPOSAL" FOCK U ! You took up my time for a PROPOSAL. I live in Somalia where you live for today not tomorrow. My most entertaining moment was when I met some white conmen who wanted to rip some Somalis off until I started hitting them with some serious questions about their business plan and most importantly how much skin they had in the game. The guys got uncomfortable and split.

[D-Runner]

innallilah with the comments! waha la oran ilmi mahey o halabeen, barako la'aanta haysata reeraha ..etc. never sugarcoat haraam money.

Hyper, waxaa ogata Somalida inaay waxbaa dhamin AMISOM iyo UN, walee markaay labadoda ay ku timado yaa ku dhama wax badan AMISOM iyo UN'ta baa ficaan. Somalida naftada uga baq, dee naftada iyo lacag haa la dhaco markay ku timaado... anigu waxaan qabaa AMISON iyo UN'ta waxaay rabaan haa dhacaan inta ay Somalidan mantay xoolaha u badatay xaal u helaayaan. Saa soo maa ahan ina' adeer?

[FAH1223]

Abdiwahab, have you seen our friend from Baltimore in your whereabouts?

Somalia is one big scheme and its the easiest way to make a quick buck wallahi.

[Lamagoodle]

Abdiwahab,
The current PM presented a paper at a conference last year on how the lack of central bank stimulates economies. He took the somali case. The discudant was a friend of mine and a neo-classical economist who blindly blvs in lasse faire. He thought the paper by the then prof sucked (emprically flawed) but has always been fascinated by the notion of no government to induce competition. I met him earlier today and I told him Abdiweli is the prime Minister of Somalia. I will ask him to look at the utopia you described.

[AbdiWahab252]

FAH,

Saw him a few months ago in Xamar. His projects are lining up. Mogadishu is just like B'more except without municipal services,

[FAH1223]

FAH,

Saw him a few months ago in Xamar. His projects are lining up. Mogadishu is just like B'more except without municipal services,

My dad says he is jumping from project to project but he isn't finishing them and is just lining up his pockets

his business partner in Baltimore was lamenting at how he keeps doing it

[Hyperactive]

innallilah with the comments! waha la oran ilmi mahey o halabeen, barako la'aanta haysata reeraha ..etc. never sugarcoat haraam money.

Hyper, waxaa ogata Somalida inaay waxbaa dhamin AMISOM iyo UN, walee markaay labadoda ay ku timado yaa ku dhama wax badan AMISOM iyo UN'ta baa ficaan. Somalida naftada uga baq, dee naftada iyo lacag haa la dhaco markay ku timaado... anigu waxaan qabaa AMISON iyo UN'ta waxaay rabaan haa dhacaan inta ay Somalidan mantay xoolaha u badatay xaal u helaayaan. Saa soo maa ahan ina' adeer?

i know bro i know!! even relative of mine went to iraq, to be exact alnasiriya , stationed one of saddams's qasir!! every day throwing at them missiles. he was government translator for british government!!

hadal yan kugu dalinenin, once one of his palastinian friend died and he had to spend ours to collect his body party! illen gaalidi dan kamey ghalin to collect his body and bury!

that's only time he gave up that crazy job but he got nice house in hawaii. i guess he is only somali got a house there!!!

somali haraam ta iskama illaliso. wa dad bahalowey.

[Lamagoodle]

Walaahi markaan magaca MUUNGAAB arko qosol un baan la dhacaa; I always misread it as Maangaab

[D-Runner]

hyber, ninyahow raga sidada dacada u aah Allah maxuu inogu diiday? waa su'aal mudan in la is waydiiyo.