I don't find anything particularly funny about this. Everyone and their mama knows how diverse "Jubbaland" really is. The problem with Somalia is a clan.... called Darod.... that wants more than they are worth.
Jubbaland waa dhul daarod waligeedan waxaa u talin daarood sida baladweyne dhul hawiye u tahay bay kismaayona dhul daarod u tahay, Dhul Daaroodna waxaa u talin nin Daarooda.
It is also dhul Hawiye, D&M, Dir, Jareerweyne, Tumaal, Madhibaan and many others. They are collectively the overwhelming majority in that hotel state. They outnumber you. Some Ethiopian citizen with a rag tag militia being protected by the Kenyans will not sideline the natives for people like you from Waqooyi.