Who wins who loses in Somali politics

[Khalid Ali]

Xassan sheikh won removing saacid , but xassan also lost because Yusra damaged his government and reputation in the Bank scandal

Saacid lost but saacid lost from the get to go when he was appointed ninku iska nin khuuro badan bu aha sanad ka bacdi bu toosay.

Professor samatar lost in Somalia , but Somaliland government won wining him over to abandon Somalia altogether.

Siilaanyo won bringing back Genel oil firm to Somaliland , but he failed to modernize the Hargeisa airport mass corruption

Godane loses ground every single day but he wins when he strikes and carries out suicide bombings across Somalia

Faroole is still not a loser nor a winner the elections next month will make him or break him

Crazy welly lost the Somalia elections and prime minister ship he is about to lose to faroole 2

Dawarsi state lost and were forced to come home to Somaliland.

Amisom wins because they receive their payments every single month on time while the Somali soldiers some times dont get salary.

Ileey wins when Jigjiga is in the center and all Somalis come to Jigjiga, he loses when they go home and he is stuck with the xabashis.

Uhurro kenyatta wins opening consulates in Somaliland Garowe and kismayo but he lost the jubba admin to Hassan sheikh

[HusseinHassan]

Xassan sheikh won removing saacid , but xassan also lost because Yusra damaged his government and reputation in the Bank scandal

Saacid lost but saacid lost from the get to go when he was appointed ninku iska nin khuuro badan bu aha sanad ka bacdi bu toosay.

Professor samatar lost in Somalia , but Somaliland government won wining him over to abandon Somalia altogether.

Siilaanyo won bringing back Genel oil firm to Somaliland , but he failed to modernize the Hargeisa airport mass corruption

Godane loses ground every single day but he wins when he strikes and carries out suicide bombings across Somalia

Faroole is still not a loser nor a winner the elections next month will make him or break him

Crazy welly lost the Somalia elections and prime minister ship he is about to lose to faroole 2

Dawarsi state lost and were forced to come home to Somaliland.

Amisom wins because they receive their payments every single month on time while the Somali soldiers some times dont get salary.

Ileey wins when Jigjiga is in the center and all Somalis come to Jigjiga, he loses when they go home and he is stuck with the xabashis.

Uhurro kenyatta wins opening consulates in Somaliland Garowe and kismayo but he lost the jubba admin to Hassan sheikh

the thread title says somali politics and you're discussing somalilander-somalilandish politics. two different ethnic groups you're discussing here sxb.

[HooBariiska]

xassanhussein i asked you this question before, u didnt answer me yet

are you shiica?

[Adali]

Loses ---> Somali people
Wins ---> Cooperation and other foreign entities

Middle men ==> few puppets, warlords and others who rule by force and deceit.

[guhad122]

True story; I was in a meeting at work one day and uncharacteristically was a bit early to the meeting. So I decided to check the Somali news portals and while looking at pictures on Hiiraan of Saacid visiting somewhere, I can't remember where, this lady who is one of our top marketing managers sat by me and said who is that and I said this is the Somali prime minister and she replied " he doesn't seem confident". I asked her why and her response was that his body language says it all like putting his hands in his pockets and hosts of other things. I then showed her pictures of Culusoow; and she said he looks too confident and too bossy.. Remember that marketing strategists learn all kinds of communication skills.

[Adali]

True story; I was in a meeting at work one day and uncharacteristically was a bit early to the meeting. So I decided to check the Somali news portals and while looking at pictures on Hiiraan of Saacid visiting somewhere, I can't remember where, this lady who is one of our top marketing managers sat by me and said who is that and I said this is the Somali prime minister and she replied " he doesn't seem confident". I asked her why and her response was that his body language says it all like putting his hands in his pockets and hosts of other things. I then showed her pictures of Culusoow; and she said he looks too confident and too bossy.. Remember that marketing strategists learn all kinds of communication skills.

interesting, after looking at other men for while did you also exchange makeup tips ?

[guhad122]

True story; I was in a meeting at work one day and uncharacteristically was a bit early to the meeting. So I decided to check the Somali news portals and while looking at pictures on Hiiraan of Saacid visiting somewhere, I can't remember where, this lady who is one of our top marketing managers sat by me and said who is that and I said this is the Somali prime minister and she replied " he doesn't seem confident". I asked her why and her response was that his body language says it all like putting his hands in his pockets and hosts of other things. I then showed her pictures of Culusoow; and she said he looks too confident and too bossy.. Remember that marketing strategists learn all kinds of communication skills.

interesting, after looking at other men for while did you also exchange makeup tips ?

Adali, chill out, your uncle got the two Maqaabul votes....that can't be said about other OG subclass

[Adali]

It's not time for fiction, Culusoow has nothing to feel confident about, when this is his protection.

[Faranacab]

Loses ---> Somali people
Wins ---> Cooperation and other foreign entities

Middle men ==> few puppets, warlords and others who rule by force and deceit.

Sad but true.

True story; I was in a meeting at work one day and uncharacteristically was a bit early to the meeting. So I decided to check the Somali news portals and while looking at pictures on Hiiraan of Saacid visiting somewhere, I can't remember where, this lady who is one of our top marketing managers sat by me and said who is that and I said this is the Somali prime minister and she replied " he doesn't seem confident". I asked her why and her response was that his body language says it all like putting his hands in his pockets and hosts of other things. I then showed her pictures of Culusoow; and she said he looks too confident and too bossy.. Remember that marketing strategists learn all kinds of communication skills.

You should show her, few more skinny leaders,,..

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

True story; I was in a meeting at work one day and uncharacteristically was a bit early to the meeting. So I decided to check the Somali news portals and while looking at pictures on Hiiraan of Saacid visiting somewhere, I can't remember where, this lady who is one of our top marketing managers sat by me and said who is that and I said this is the Somali prime minister and she replied " he doesn't seem confident". I asked her why and her response was that his body language says it all like putting his hands in his pockets and hosts of other things. I then showed her pictures of Culusoow; and she said he looks too confident and too bossy.. Remember that marketing strategists learn all kinds of communication skills.

[STARKAST]

25 years no recognition and still evaluating other Somalis progress

[oxymoron]

25 years no recognition and still evaluating other Somalis progress

Khalid Ali is below all the dirty idoor scums in the Triangle his a f-king Akishe.

You guys are degrading yourselves actually have a political discussion with this Akishe.

[HooBariiska]

^^dhabayaco boy calm down. the 'triangle' rapes you in every aspect of nolol.

[STARKAST]

25 years no recognition and still evaluating other Somalis progress

Khalid Ali is below all the dirty idoor scums in the Triangle his a f-king Akishe.

You guys are degrading yourselves actually have a political discussion with this Akishe.

There is no limit to these beesha khat klan.

[LiquidHYDROGEN]

Loses ---> Somali people
Wins ---> Cooperation and other foreign entities

Middle men ==> few puppets, warlords and others who rule by force and deceit.

Pretty much sums it up. Watching somali politics today has become akin to watching multiple-penetration porn and Somalia is the bitch in the middle.