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The fattest Marehans

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Re: The fattest Marehans

Postby Advocatar » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:07 am

[quote]did you accept the donuts or did you turn advo away?[/quote]

Laughing Laughing: are you crazy?....reject ah?


It's like leaving spinning rims inside a rap concert, it's like going into an ethiopain camp with a kiilo of bur, it's like putting on a zebra costum and running infront of a pack of lions, it's like waving a mardhuuf infront of qaldaan, it's like dropping a soap in the shower in prison, twice, on purpose. it's like....I think you get the point.

But you test it out, take xoogsade or warsame to duncon donuts and watch how their eye's glow, never get inbetween a kooshin on their chrispy cream or else your hands might not make it out alive!

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Re: The fattest Marehans

Postby QansaGabeyle » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:10 am

My aunt has reer kooshin kids and I always wondered why she had scars (deep bite marks) on her hands. Damn man if I had known that all these years, I would bought the my dear poor aunty some bite proof gloves so she can feed her kids without having to suffer.

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Re: The fattest Marehans

Postby Advocatar » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:17 am

It's said that one out of 3 kooshin kids are missing a finger or two, apparently if they are not gloved at todler age, they will mistake their faro for butterfingers. It's a spreading problem among the RK community and even catching the attention of bill o'rially and Oprah. In Ohio there's a center of treatment specially dedicated to helping decreasing this prevalant epidemic.

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Re: The fattest Marehans

Postby Luq_Ganane » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:20 pm

Obviously there were no donuts in Somalia, so how the hell did these guys get so fat? I've heard about Nabeelah's obesity all the way in VA. My cuz told me she just can't leave Tim Hortons alone down

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Re: The fattest Marehans

Postby Nabeelah » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:35 pm

Come on guys, you're adding insult to injury here, we are FAT,and we never turn down honey dip and chocolate donuts so what? personally I like a little cushion with my pushing. Laughing Laughing


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Re: The fattest Marehans

Postby Gedo_Boy » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:28 am

"war ninyahow Krispy Kareem ayaa na heysa bal ToGo thru drive na mariya"


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