The Life of Somali Daisparo!!

[IRONm@N]

I'm Somali Daisparo
I never change
Hang to my religion and culture
I rather drive trucks then sell drugs
I drive my Toyota XL
learning my ESL
I go back to Africa for marriage
I never want to lose my heritage
sipping coffee at starbucks
eating sports meal at my somali resorts
This is the life of Daisparo man!

[Arsenal_Man]

daisparo?

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Why do Somali men in dibadaa go to Africa to get married?, it makes me sick. We have enough illiterates without Somalis shipping them in, uff

[IRONm@N]

We have enough illiterates without Somalis shipping them in, uff

What do you mean, I don't get your statement.

[ToughGong]

Why do Somali men in dibadaa go to Africa to get married?, it makes me sick. We have enough illiterates without Somalis shipping them in, uff

what happened to solidarity and sisterhood

[ToughGong]

I think this gabay belongs in this thread.Someone posted it under the "Gabay competition "thread I thought it hilarious




Non-stop inaan ahay
Speed kaygu high yahay
Snow anaan socon karin
Outside ka mooye
Indoor aanan joogeyn
Ice ka iyo qaboowguna
Oldman udaran yahay
Qurbahaa aan joogiyo
Adimadu ku jabayaan
Sleep kayga oo idil
Only four hours yahay
Including maalmihii
Weekend 'ga la odhan jiray
Income kaygu low yahay
Account gaygy madhan yahay
Always tired aan aheyn
Immigrant waa gun'e
Abuse na aan qabo
Skill xumo daraadeed
Labour aan ag taag nahay
Education kaygii already finish yahay
Ignorant jaahil ah
Equal aanu siman nahay
Ammuurtaydu say tahay
Upside down u rogan tahay
Age kaygu wayn yahay
School aana dhigan karin
Afrikaay odhaahdaa
I need money haduu yahay
Every month bill'kii
O! Ya! Sugaysaan
You know exactly information kaygii
If you no aware that
Again bay inoo tahay!!!

[Crazy Cat Lady]

We have enough illiterates without Somalis shipping them in, uff

What do you mean, I don't get your statement.

I meant that I hate seeing Somali men shipping in illiterate Somali women who are not going to contribute to anything to their new country and only milk the system, it gives all Somali's a bad name

[The Nomad]

We have enough illiterates without Somalis shipping them in, uff

What do you mean, I don't get your statement.

I meant that I hate seeing Somali men shipping in illiterate Somali women who are not going to contribute to anything to their new country and only milk the system, it gives all Somali's a bad name

Women from back home are generally far superior because they know their place.

I'm shipping in 4 illiterate women. I'll work and still make all of them claim benefits

[Crazy Cat Lady]

I'm shipping in 4 illiterate women. I'll work and still make all of them claim benefits

You want to ship in an illiterate woman cos you know you cant handle an intelligent Western woman who would call you out on your bullshit daily, and your manhood is far too fragile for that

[The Nomad]

I'm shipping in 4 illiterate women. I'll work and still make all of them claim benefits

You want to ship in an illiterate woman cos you know you cant handle an intelligent Western woman who would call you out on your bullshit daily, and your manhood is far too fragile for that

I wouldn't call it intelligence per se...more empty belligerence.

You are right, though. I'd either beat her or berate her daily to the point of tears.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

hmmm again your hatred of women is apparent, where do you live?, cos I dont wanna be around when you eventually go on a misogynist rampage a la George Sodini

[The Nomad]

hmmm again your hatred of women is apparent, where do you live?, cos I dont wanna be around when you eventually go on a misogynist rampage a la George Sodini

I've never been on to hide it. I make it a point to publicly demean my female co-workers. It's the little things that really bring them down, you know?

Don't worry, there's an ocean between us.

[IRONm@N]

I think this gabay belongs in this thread.Someone posted it under the "Gabay competition "thread I thought it hilarious




Non-stop inaan ahay
Speed kaygu high yahay
Snow anaan socon karin
Outside ka mooye
Indoor aanan joogeyn
Ice ka iyo qaboowguna
Oldman udaran yahay
Qurbahaa aan joogiyo
Adimadu ku jabayaan
Sleep kayga oo idil
Only four hours yahay
Including maalmihii
Weekend 'ga la odhan jiray
Income kaygu low yahay
Account gaygy madhan yahay
Always tired aan aheyn
Immigrant waa gun'e
Abuse na aan qabo
Skill xumo daraadeed
Labour aan ag taag nahay
Education kaygii already finish yahay
Ignorant jaahil ah
Equal aanu siman nahay
Ammuurtaydu say tahay
Upside down u rogan tahay
Age kaygu wayn yahay
School aana dhigan karin
Afrikaay odhaahdaa
I need money haduu yahay
Every month bill'kii
O! Ya! Sugaysaan
You know exactly information kaygii
If you no aware that
Again bay inoo tahay!!!

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This poem is great, and hilarious, thanx Semeer!

Cat lady, are you Somali? because it seems you hating yourself.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Cat lady, are you Somali? because it seems you hating yourself.

I am a British-Somali, but I am opposed to the importing of Somali bush-brides who milk the system, England is full.

[ToughGong]

Cat lady, are you Somali? because it seems you hating yourself.

I am a British-Somali, but I am opposed to the importing of Somali bush-brides who milk the system, England is full.

WHAT A PATHETIC STATEMENT
NO SUCH THING AS A BRITISH SOMALI THIS AIN'T THE US .WHERE EVERYONE STOLE THE LAND FROM THE NATIVES THEN ATTACHED THEIR NATIONALITIES TO THE NAME AMERICAN
YOU'RE SOMALI OR YOU'RE NOT