The Grand Return of House Absame
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:34 am
We are known for being the Somali sub-clan which has always held the biggest territory, there is no doubt in that. Our fathers were explorers and conquerors, capturing more lands from foreigners and allowing other Somali clans to settle in them. And indeed we gave them The Rights of The Guests. The colonial powers marked us as the clan which could not be ruled, tried to divide us and the world power of the time - the British - were forced to, for the first time in Africa, use air power against our great leader. The Great Sayiid, May he, his kin and the brave darwish fighters be given jannatul firdous. Amiin.
For the last decade House Absame has been in a coma, from being divided about the course to take in the struggle against Ethiopia to being too nice to other clans. Believing in a Greater Somalia when everyone else gave up and having Somali leaders plot with our enemies in order to further weaken us. However 2012 has been a good year to us, let us call it 'The year of the rise'. Indeed the sphinx has risen from the ashes.
We have reclaimed our historical title of controlling the largest land amongst Somalis, our NFD branch has been the smartest so far and decided early on to lay down their weapons, instead choosing to pursue the struggle via the political door. The results have been extraordinary to say the least, our son Yusuf Haji is the current Kenyan Minister of Defense and has the Kenyan army in his pocket. We have become elite in Kenya as our politicians hold high positions inside the government and our businessmen continue to trive in Nairobi, Mombasa and the NFD.
The NFD itself will soon become a federal state and once again it is our sons which make up the vast majority of its MPs and governors. As for Ethiopia, the dog Meles Zenawi has died. May he be cursed. However before despite his untimely early death the chiwawa changed his policy towards the warrior tribe. Once he understood that we could not be defeated on the battlefield, despite fighting with basic military equipment, he proceeded to remove his troops from the region and gave complete control over it to an Ogadeni. Providing him with weapons, vehicles and all sorts of equipment. I am no fan of Ina Iley but I believe we should give him a chance, if withing a few years there is positive development in our region then let the man run it in peace.
Finally inside Somalia itself Absame troops have spread far and wide withing our land and are fast moving towards the Holy City of Kismayo. The Ras Kamboni Brigades may soon find themselves inside the Holy City, perhaps within the next few days? Our vessel, Kenya, has send thousands of troops in Somalia. It's military which is controlled by one of our sons has brought to us the needed firepower which is needed to overcome the brave Youth Movement. I have great respect for the Youth Movement and wish that a change in leadership will make them part of the future Somali state
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Let us hope that the Absame leadership in the Ogaden region becomes as smart as those in Kenya, they have the firepower and are good in karbashing our enemies however lack the experience and cunning as the ones which run affairs from Nairobi and Garissa. With the imminent fall of Kismayo this is roughly our current sphere of influence.

There is no doubt that we have returned to our old glorious ways, other Somali tribes (which I shall not name) have shown great intelligence in the past however I have yet to see any which have ever held such influence and power in 3 different countries like the Glorious House of Absame.
For the last decade House Absame has been in a coma, from being divided about the course to take in the struggle against Ethiopia to being too nice to other clans. Believing in a Greater Somalia when everyone else gave up and having Somali leaders plot with our enemies in order to further weaken us. However 2012 has been a good year to us, let us call it 'The year of the rise'. Indeed the sphinx has risen from the ashes.
We have reclaimed our historical title of controlling the largest land amongst Somalis, our NFD branch has been the smartest so far and decided early on to lay down their weapons, instead choosing to pursue the struggle via the political door. The results have been extraordinary to say the least, our son Yusuf Haji is the current Kenyan Minister of Defense and has the Kenyan army in his pocket. We have become elite in Kenya as our politicians hold high positions inside the government and our businessmen continue to trive in Nairobi, Mombasa and the NFD.
The NFD itself will soon become a federal state and once again it is our sons which make up the vast majority of its MPs and governors. As for Ethiopia, the dog Meles Zenawi has died. May he be cursed. However before despite his untimely early death the chiwawa changed his policy towards the warrior tribe. Once he understood that we could not be defeated on the battlefield, despite fighting with basic military equipment, he proceeded to remove his troops from the region and gave complete control over it to an Ogadeni. Providing him with weapons, vehicles and all sorts of equipment. I am no fan of Ina Iley but I believe we should give him a chance, if withing a few years there is positive development in our region then let the man run it in peace.
Finally inside Somalia itself Absame troops have spread far and wide withing our land and are fast moving towards the Holy City of Kismayo. The Ras Kamboni Brigades may soon find themselves inside the Holy City, perhaps within the next few days? Our vessel, Kenya, has send thousands of troops in Somalia. It's military which is controlled by one of our sons has brought to us the needed firepower which is needed to overcome the brave Youth Movement. I have great respect for the Youth Movement and wish that a change in leadership will make them part of the future Somali state
Let us hope that the Absame leadership in the Ogaden region becomes as smart as those in Kenya, they have the firepower and are good in karbashing our enemies however lack the experience and cunning as the ones which run affairs from Nairobi and Garissa. With the imminent fall of Kismayo this is roughly our current sphere of influence.

There is no doubt that we have returned to our old glorious ways, other Somali tribes (which I shall not name) have shown great intelligence in the past however I have yet to see any which have ever held such influence and power in 3 different countries like the Glorious House of Absame.

Jubbaland can thrive under an Absame-Sade coalition but is that what you guys want? I doubt it.