Signs You're from New York

[Kramer]

You from New York?

Signs You're from New York


You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.


You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill.


You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.


You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.


The homeless are invisible.


The subway makes sense.


The subway should never be called anything prissy, like the Metro.


You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.


You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.


You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".


Your door has more than three locks.


You go to a hockey game for the fighting. In the stands. To participate.


Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.


The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.


You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression

[DANGIRL]

...And your point is?

[lost-chick]

He Just Wanna Let Us KNow ..THat He Is A Yorker

[boston_chica617]

first off no one says "yorker" and secondly he aint a new yorker hes from MN

[lost-chick]

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[hakeem_aka ADEN]

yo son no one says subway
we call it the train, if u say yo
to start every sentence u from NY
if u choose a vanilla dutch over a swisher
u from the borroughs