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A Vampire Announces to Run for Governor of Minnesota!!

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A Vampire Announces to Run for Governor of Minnesota!!

Postby Kramer » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:01 pm

Like we never had a wierd governor before, the news is just in that there is a vampire running for governor of minnesota this year.
I mean come on, has minnesota sunk this low --to elect a vampire for governor of all the people in this great state of MN. the odds against this vampire is astronomically so high that I have a better chance more than 1000 times to be a governor then him.
I mean what the hell! did this phucker just wake up one morning and said to himself "today I will become the governor of Minnesota" ? this guy (he is really pissing me off now) who admitted to drinking his wife's blood, he say that he "fed on her" like she is some kind of food -has the nerve to say that he is running for a president of USA in 2008--I mean how does being a vampire satanist qualify you to be the president of the United States?

Jonathan 'The Impaler' Sharkey says he plans to announce his bid for governor today Friday the 13th on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party. Laughing Laughing that party doesn't exist in MN.

Mr Sharkey has also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.

WTF?

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