1-What time is it (I mean its 2006 and ppl still ask this even though time is on th walls, radios, cellphones)
2-Do you know how to get there (do I look like a map to you? I was asked this yesterday _do u know how I can get to the court?)
3-U get cellphone (u wanna use my cellphone when its air time and I'm not even answering calls?)
4-U get pen (if u wanna write the phone# of every hot chick may be u should carry your own pens )
5-U get chewing-gam (ask me for a chewing gam like I'm a store owner, your breath smells so what --buy one)
6-U got change (okey u are @ the fending machines, and u are short on coins --go to the bank-do I look like I'm carrying a bag of coins in my back)
7-U got lighter/cigarrete (if another stupid smoker asks me this, I'm going off)
8-U got Picture ID (unless u are a police don't ask me this, I'm buying something or I'm going into a party and u wanna c my ID)
9-What is your name (why don't u tell me yours first)
10-Is someone sitting here (if some one was sitting here, they would be there by now --unless u are blind don't ask me this question)
