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[quote="Tha Problem..."]There were times where they kept extra money for themselves, and one to give when gettin jacked [/quote]


crazy on the floor

oi blad give me our money

ok *searches for the extra cash*

here man im sorry


wat pu55ies

nah bruv, i make dem take efrytin out dem dayz, koz i knew dey had mo den dey try nd give manz, dey cracked me up,

telling me dat was ma bus money i live in richmond man, walahi i started laughin @ manz face nd told him 2 balady walk, if hes cleva he wuld flash it styl

walahi sum dayz i rinsed £200 squid off dem, walahi man use 2 wait near cash machines 4 dem,

how kuld sum negas 1 try and que 4 da atm den try and walk off wen he sees man, walahi man went afta him and told man 2 get me @least 2 bill 4 me, man tries 2 say i ain't got dat much in da bank so i sed @least balady show me how much u have den

loool he had a couple of grand styl ,so i made him get da full £300 da atm lets u take out

manz bunned on da P, i was propa high da negas week bruv

Soz abt da essay ting bruv, but dem dayz r da good old dayz styl

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKA

My funniest was back in school, the bus is full still and this guy at the back. I sit next to him and after awhile I decide to try and pick pocket him, but he clocks me, and I tell him, "Blad, I know you got some, but I cant find it, just grab and give", he says "Why should I"...*PUNCH*..."ok ok, here's my fone and money and here's my stop"

£40 and nokia 3100, them days were sheydaan days...acuudu bilaah

You would think that he at least should be braver than that when bus is packed..

loool @ why shuld i "punch"

nah man kan u believe dat i'm jackin manz 6ft nd ova and i'm only 5ft 6, dese timajilics have no heart watso eva,

how kuld me nd dis big bidda go 2 six of dem and jack em, 1of dem tried 2 fight but his boyz nefa backed him, i just let da bidda deal wid him styl, he picked him up and threw him on2 da edge of da pavement, walahi man broke his spine, he went hospital straight, da otha 5 just payed up walahi we got abt £600-700 dat day, koz dem manz were on der way 2 get garmz

i got piere otha stories like dat as well wale

[quote="Somali_soulja24"]
nah man kan u believe dat i'm jackin manz 6ft nd ova and i'm only 5ft 6, dese timajilics have no heart watso eva,
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Its them sikhs who are this big still...looool...I always crack up on these stories cuz some of them, you think, how is that right

ur all adopted i think no mother would curse her child like that

*on the edge of the pavement*

this nigga is classic

God bless our elders. Such sweet words!

I've heard (of the 100s)...

Inkaari/balaayo kugu dhatay
Dadka Allah kaa reeb
Iimaanka Allah kaa qaad
Dhimo oo dhulka kula go'
Qaaxo ku dishey
Fanta ku leysey
Afka ku go'/ Ku go'
Silic u dhimo

Not from my dear mother of course, from other crazy relatives!

[quote="Tha Problem..."] "Blad, I know you got some, but I cant find it, just grab and give", he says "Why should I"...*PUNCH*..."ok ok, here's my fone and money and here's my stop"

£40 and nokia 3100, t

..[/quote]

DULKA KULA GO

iimanka laga qad

dhulka kula go'

Biijo ku dhish!

ByDaWay...

Dem Habaars Have Never Been Aimed At Me

But My Brothers

[quote="Somali_soulja24"]ma marjays says

Naarta ku dhac, nacala tula calyk, ilaahay waxaan kabaryayaa inaa jin yo shaydaan ah ku galo

plus a lot of wat otha ppl said, dese habaars r 2 much wale [/quote]



[quote="Tha Problem..."]:?

Blad, your mum hates you[/quote]


soomaha i was about to say da same ting!



cidhibta la bax!