Nin Naaag Guursadey

[Ghetto_Faarax]

Nin baa bari inan guursadey, Habeyn Kii ugu Horeeyey ee ay aqal galeen, iyadoo bedroom ka joogta, ayuu ninkii uu soo galay isagoo qaawan.. inantii intay naxday bay carartey ilaa gurigii aabaheed, markaasay aabeheed u sheegtay waxa dhacay.. aabaheed oo xanaaqsan ayaa in the morning Ninkii u yimid.
Markaasuu ninkii ku yidhi, Nacalaa abaahaa ku yaale maxaad inanta isugu qaawisey.. anoo hooyadeed qabay 35 years marna anoo qaawan may i arage.

[**weezy**]

english please

[miss_sweets]

ok if her mom never saw her dad naked how da fuk did she come into this world..and why did she never attend sex education

[military-mind]

[quote="Ghetto_Faarax"]Nin baa bari inan guursadey, Habeyn Kii ugu Horeeyey ee ay aqal galeen, iyadoo bedroom ka joogta, ayuu ninkii uu soo galay isagoo qaawan.. inantii intay naxday bay carartey ilaa gurigii aabaheed, markaasay aabeheed u sheegtay waxa dhacay.. aabaheed oo xanaaqsan ayaa in the morning Ninkii u yimid.
Markaasuu ninkii ku yidhi, Nacalaa abaahaa ku yaale maxaad inanta isugu qaawisey.. anoo hooyadeed qabay 35 years marna anoo qaawan may i arage.[/quote]

[*lady_ice_4u2nv*]

[Advocatar]

That's old somali culture.......when our ancstors were engaging in intercourse, @ night when the kids were sleep and it's pitch black in the aqal, he would tab her in the shoulders, she would assumed missionary position and he insertts it, remember no one can see anything, after his done, they both go to sleep and never speak of it again.


here's anotha one


qarnigii hore.....naag markeey ninkeeda fureeysey because he was inpotent, she would need to prove it to two of his male relatives inorder for the divorce to go through. On an afternoon, the two males (likely and uncle and some other elders) would visit the trouble spouse, call them both into an aqal, get chairs and demand the women to uncovers her hoohoo, they also asked the husband to do her on the spot, if he fails to get an erection, they leave and return with dirvorce materials.

[Wild@Heart]

TOOK ME TEN MINZ 2 READ ALL DA BT

[Advocatar]

^I should teach you somali Wild, then you would read that whole paragraph under 20 seconds like me.

[Wild@Heart]

YE U SHULD

[Advocatar]

waa hagaag.....call me macalin advo and dont be late to our first msn class.

[Wild@Heart]

OK MACAALIN

[Savaloy]

The older generation are jokaz still...

But its up to us to banish their views.

I respect them, they are o'gs get me....

but like they judge a man on ''how many camels the person has''

When they should be judgin on their intellect...

[FLy]

[quote="Ghetto_Faarax"]Nin baa bari inan guursadey, Habeyn Kii ugu Horeeyey ee ay aqal galeen, iyadoo bedroom ka joogta, ayuu ninkii uu soo galay isagoo qaawan.. inantii intay naxday bay carartey ilaa gurigii aabaheed, markaasay aabeheed u sheegtay waxa dhacay.. aabaheed oo xanaaqsan ayaa in the morning Ninkii u yimid.
Markaasuu ninkii ku yidhi, Nacalaa abaahaa ku yaale maxaad inanta isugu qaawisey.. anoo hooyadeed qabay 35 years marna anoo qaawan may i arage.[/quote]


omg hillarious and i actually understand every word Ghetto Faraaxoow u need ta be tellin me them bedtime stories
looooooolz walla cant believe i understood EVERY word!!!

Translated in English
Once apon a time a man married a woman. On the first night they moved in together, the woman was in the bedroom. The man came into the bedroom naked. The girl was shocked and ran away back to her fathers house and told her dad what happened. The father was angry and went to the mans house in the morning and he said to the man.. nacalaa abahaa ku yaale (duno hw to translate tht bt yu all get it) why did u strip urself naked to my daughter. I was married to her mother for 35 years and she hasn't seen me naked.

Bt doesn't have the same hillarious-ness when its translated...

[Qumanyoo]

[Mizzy_Flame]

Yea n lemme upgrade u

U may not be a model but i cud frontpage ya

U kno im nasty excuse ma behavior

Lemme just taste ya

We can fukc lata


This is totally irrelevant to the topic

But i could give 3 fockz