Salaam,
i know i've posted this before but i laughed so much the last time, i had to do it again :)
Follow the instructions below:
type out the sentence you end up with.
>
> Pick the month you joined SNet:
> January------I vacuumed
> February-----I loved
> March---------I karate chopped
> April-----------I tangoed with
> May-----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
> July-----------I did the Macarena With
> August-------I had lunch with
> September---I danced with
> October------I sang to
> November----I yelled at
> December----I ran over
>
> Pick the day (number) you joined SNet:
> 1- ------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a lava lamp
> 4-------a pickle
> 5-------a snowman
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my cell phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my time bomb
> 10-------my neighbor
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15 -------a goat
> 16-------a fork
> 17-------a boomerang
> 18---- ---a spoon
> 19------- a smurf
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------Chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a one legged donkey
> 26-------a Mexican
> 27-------a three legged spider
> 28-------a tree hugger
> 29-------a surfer
> 30-------a llama
> 31-------A homeless guy
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> White--------because I'm cool like that
> Black---------because that's how I roll
> Pink----------because I'm Chery Blair's fortune teller
> Red----------because the voices told me to
> Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help
> Purple--------because I'm struggling!
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader
> Yellow--------because i'm Somali
> Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway
> Brown--------because I have a nervous tick
> Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
> None----------because I can 't control myself
