Predicament

[lady biggle]

As i sit here
wit a pack of extra long mayfair's
I for a second mourn for my shisha pipe
oh the tender loving fumes
of mint, lemon, grape...you name it
then i snap back to reality
and with another hurried puff of my fag
errrr i hate the way that sounds
fags...like dot cotton from eastenders
oh gosh i must stop
anyhow
these last couple of days i've been so horny
i wake up and i just think 'fuck me..'
but due to the fact i've turned over a new leaf
and i'm looking for a meaningful relationship that will lead to marriage
i realise i am in a bit of a predicament
thiers this sexy guy he is so hot
but we've have abit of a dispute
and my pride wont allow me to call him
he turns me on like no other
but i could just imagine his voice at the other end of the line
like he knows...i'll be back..
but i dont care i'll take my piece and leave
infact i'll do it right now

[Est.1980's]

If your hooyo only knew what you get up to using the internet that she pays for...

[lady biggle]

I think you are in the wrong topic
because that is beyong irrelavant
especially considering you have no knowledge of who pays for the internet
whether or now this is even my internet
oh the list continues
please make yourself useful and....do something

[Est.1980's]

Lol, so you reckon that this topic is really that useful?

please make yourself useful and....do something

Okaaaay then...Continue your USEFUL topic. *Damnn am useless*

[holla_back_girl**]

long mayfair was my shit but i switched to b n h silverz jus recently im hooked on em!!
i was neva hooked on da cheapy mayfairs but they aight

nd about tha topic if ur getting something out of it i.e pleasure den jus call him get wot u want(all of it cos it'l neva happen again)(he wants it aswell) den cut him loose

but let him think u really really want him!! lo0ol we woman got them whipped they dnt kno it tho jus walk out his life like he's worthless it'l make his smug self feel like sh!t

[muktaar.]

another day anothr somali whor

[**weezy**]

SO HERES MA PREDICAMENT, MA CATCH 22
I REALLY LIEK DIS BOY BUT I HAVE TO CUT HIM LOOSE
I WAS TALKIN TO ONE OF MA GIRLS THE VERY NEXT DAY
AND I, TOLD HER ALL ABOUT ME N *****
SHE LOOKED AT ME IN A VERY STRANGE WAY AND ASKED ME IF DE LA ROSA IS HIS SIR NAME
IF HE'S MIXED RACE N HIS EYES ARE GREEN
I SAID YEA SHE REPLIED........GIRL...THAT BREH WAS ONLY 14

[**weezy**]

[INCONSPICUOUS]

SO HERES MA PREDICAMENT, MA CATCH 22
I REALLY LIEK DIS BOY BUT I HAVE TO CUT HIM LOOSE
I WAS TALKIN TO ONE OF MA GIRLS THE VERY NEXT DAY
AND I, TOLD HER ALL ABOUT ME N *****
SHE LOOKED AT ME IN A VERY STRANGE WAY AND ASKED ME IF DE LA ROSA IS HIS SIR NAME
IF HE'S MIXED RACE N HIS EYES ARE GREEN
I SAID YEA SHE REPLIED........GIRL...THAT BREH WAS ONLY 14

get ur own lyrics loool

[**weezy**]

ITS A SONG.................CLOWN

I JUS REVERSED IT

[SenseofMorality]

no self respect ............

[**weezy**]

I KNOW THESE PEOPLE ARE DIS-GUS-TING

[INCONSPICUOUS]

weezy u do know that i was jokin, its not like its my song

and lady biggle y would u wanna bait urself out like that??

[ShArEeFa*x*]

If your hooyo only knew what you get up to using the internet that she pays for...

[wastegal]

LADY BIGGLE IF YOU WANNA BE FU.CKED SOO MUCH
BE A PROSTITUTE.
WASTE CHICK