ya no ur somali when u have 1,768 uses for vasaline!
ya no ur somali when ur on da bus and ur da loudest ppl talkin
ya no ur somali when u have bout 30 kutabz at home but never use it
ya no ur somali when ur dad married two other wifes
ya no ur somali when tea is made 5 times a day
ya no ur somali when u put sugar in everything
u no ur somali if you got chased by AFRO-AMERICANs
You no u somali when ur mom says " u can memorize music, but u cant meMorize quran "
You no u somali when u shop for gear on the 20th of the month
You no u somali when u buy sifa phone cards
You no u somali when u buy a computer and ur parents ask for BBC somali radio 24/7
You no you're a somali male when.. your watch dangles around your wrist (coz ur skinny)
You know you're somali when... there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels.. lol
You know you're somali when... you have a printer, but it doesn't WORk
You know you're somali when... you're up late on a school night (checking out the latest posts on Somalinet)
you know your somali when your dad swears he was a superstar soccer player
you know your somali when your mom wears a dirac to the supermarket
you know your somali when you have the same drapes as aleast 5 of your neighbors
you know you somali when ... you have a cell phone all day, but you turn it on at 6
you know you somali when ... you go watch soccer games in the summer even though you hate soccer
you know you somali when ... you come to a jam with all yo' bling bling, but still wanna hustle, to get in for free
u know u somali when u wash the dishes wit socks if we dont find sponges
you know your somali when u go to somali parties tellin your girlfriend you don't like somali guys.
you know ur somali when your niece is 40yrs older than you.
you know ur somali when ur told the wedding starts @ 9 pm but the guests and bride show up at 11 pm
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