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wallalo i was in the sitting doing ma homework yea yea and us british ppl like to leave our back door open yea so a creackhead wit a glass eye comes in and sneaks upstaris so i follow him think it ma bro so he goes under the bed but the bed was soo small the his feet was sticking out then he jumps up and say it ok darlin i havent took anythin and im like wat i thought u were the windows cleaner so i jumped up and call ma mum saying their was a robber in the house
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the funniest thing was wen i told ma mum she ran upstairs wit a remote and ma bro wit rollin pin and ma sis wit a butchers knite i idnt know weather to laugh or cry





