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Learning how to kiss..By Dr.Ripper

Soomaalida waddankan ku dhaqan

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Learning how to kiss..By Dr.Ripper

Postby Ripperface » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:32 pm

They talk about teaching safe sex, but dam it, there is sth before that:

“Teaching Safe Kissing”

to make you see what I am talking about, here you are two true experiances of how somali men suffer in this world:

One old friend told me that his newly wife hates it when he kisses her in the check, she always says:

“Hoorta maxaad iga dhunkata, ma nuunuu bad imooday”

Looooool that was when I thought of marring non-Somali for the first time!!!!

Another friend told me that he knows this Djabuoti man (Djibouti people are more “ilbax” than Somalis) this warya married a regular xaliimo back home and once he tried to kiss her a French kiss for the first time, she started to through out !!!!!

Loooool what can I say!!!!

That is why we need voolanteers to help us in how to teach xaliimos safe kissing....So can anyone offer help ?

Laughing

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Re: Learning how to kiss..By Dr.Ripper

Postby LilTrigger » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:34 pm

[quote="Ripperface"]

this warya married Laughing[/quote]




This Waryaa ... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Dun » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:36 pm

"Hoorta maxaad iga dhunkata, ma nuunuu bad imooday"

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby GANG Green » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:37 pm

PICK ME PICK ME Exclamation

only if they buff tho
and i dont work on weekendz
and i need my own trailor
a gat
shank
bitches

basically wateva DRE would hve Very Happy

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Postby LilTrigger » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:38 pm

[quote="GANG Green"]

basically wateva DRE would hve Very Happy[/quote]



Dre's Gay

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Postby GANG Green » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:39 pm

alla then i write a retraction

so who's cool then
i thought dre was cool all along

daaaaaaaaaaaaanm Laughing

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Postby LilTrigger » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:40 pm

You on about Dr Dre right?..

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Postby GANG Green » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:41 pm

yea who else is knwn as dre

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Postby Ripperface » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:41 pm

Yo peep this


This waryaa got married wit *somali* gurl from somalia
& he said how come u never kissed me & she said
"kitaab aa la shumiyaa ee kitaab maa tahay


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Postby LilTrigger » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:43 pm

[quote="GANG Green"]yea who else is knwn as dre[/quote]


Cool & Dre... 2 ni99as or whatever they are.. that are in Terror Squad...

They Produced New York, New York for Ja Rule

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Postby GANG Green » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:45 pm

[quote="Ripperface"]Yo peep this


This waryaa got married wit *somali* gurl from somalia
& he said how come u never kissed me & she said
"kitaab aa la shumiyaa ee kitaab maa tahay


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

io allow bring OUR xalimo's out like that
they sleepin away not knwin they gettin aite right now

Laughing Laughing jokar

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Postby LilTrigger » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:46 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby xmyway » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:32 am

waryaa ripper face ................ u 1 sad dude ..............why copy paste somethin frm anotha forum just to get more reply's lol Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


u 1 sad dude lol Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Dicemoney » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:47 am

[quote="xmyway"]waryaa ripper face ................ u 1 sad dude ..............why copy paste somethin frm anotha forum just to get more reply's lol Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


u 1 sad dude lol Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing[/quote]



That was some funny shed

xmway sis before you accuse ppl of copy and pasting provid us with the proof cuz right know you sound sad come with facts or is ka amus

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Postby GANG Green » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:50 am

^^^ alla XMYWAY u gonna hve that walal

by the way he spelled yo name wrong
walahi u shud'nt hve that Very Happy


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