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>You should have SEX on days that begin with T:
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>Thanksgiving,
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>Tuesday,
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>Thursday,
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>Today,
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>Tomorrow,
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>Thaturday?
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>Thunday?
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>Every Thucking day!
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>Sex is:
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>like Nokia
(connecting people)
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>like Nike (Just do it)
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>like Pepsi (ask for more)
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>like Coca Cola (Enjoy)
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>like me (too good to be true)
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>Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5 years of bad sex!
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>Top 10 Places to have sex:
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>In your bed
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>In your parents bed
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>In a car
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>On a washing machine, while running
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>In a hot tub
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>On a beach, down in the
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>On a comfy couch with the TV on
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>On a waterbed
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>A plane bathroom
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>In the rain
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>Top 10 Places NOT
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>In the movies
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>In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
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>In front of all of your friends
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>In a phonebooth
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>In your best friend's bed
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>At Grandma's
house
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>At school
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>In your dirty basement
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>In the street
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>ON-LINE
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>Top three things to say before having sex:
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>I love you (but only if you mean it)
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>Rock my world
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>Let's get ready to RUMBLE...
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>Top three things NOT to say before having sex:
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>Is this gunna hurt?
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>Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
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>Are you sure it's on there?
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>Top 3 things to say after sex:
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>Are you sure this was you're first time?
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>Gotta cigarette?
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>Wanna do it again?
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>Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
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>That was IT??
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>I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
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>OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!
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>* YoUr WiSh WiLl NoW Be honoured! *
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LETS TALK ABOUT SEX
ME TO
NOT ME 
