If you take a plastic bag full of clothes to a sleep over…
If you put water in ketchup to get that extra lil' bit, gettofabulous.
If you rapped a whole NWA song when you was two years old but couldn't say your name... umm hmmm
If the rain ever f*cked up your illegal cable... yep the cable your uncle put in...ghettopulous.
If the oven was used to heat the house and dry your clothes then cook...
If you would SQUEEZE your fat *** in some sh#t that's too small just cuzz its free... you're ghetto.
If you have to reach in or out the car to open a door cuzz one side is broke... man you ghetto.
If your mom ever stole silverwear or food from an all-you-can-eat buffet, I'm sorry, if you didn't know that was ghetto, now you do.
If you ever farted and lost some friends because of it... you ain't only a stinkin' ***... you ghetto too.
