Postby so-so-lander » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:51 am
joke: How do you get 12 niggas in a volkswagon beatle? throw in a welfare check....how do you get them out....throw in a job application
joke: When do you smile and wink at a ****?.....When your about to fire the gun
joke: whats the definition of confusion. Fathers day in harlem
joke: i shouldnt tell black jokes because i have a black man in my family tree...........hes been hanging there for years
joke: whats the difference between black people and snow tires. snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them.
joke: what is the difference between a black person and a park bench?a park bench can support a family of four
joke: why is stevey wonder always smiling? because he doesn't know he's black
joke: how did chinese learn to speak? they dropped a spoon and heard, ching, kong, ting, king
Joke: what is faster then a black guy with a tv? his brother with a vcr
Joke: How do you know if you have been robbed by a mexican?
Why is life like a bag of jelly-beans? Everyone hates the black ones.
Where did the black family go for Thanksgiving? Nowhere KFC isn't open on holidays.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robbin.
: Why are Blacks' palms white? Because they had there hands on the wall as God painted them, and also god was generous enough to put abit of goodness in everyone
Joke: What do you say if your T.V. is floating in the night? Drop it Niga'!!!!!!!!!!
Joke: How do you know when a pakistan boy becomes a man... They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head.
Joke: whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of six
Joke: How come black people are so fast? Cause all the slow ones are in jail.
Joke: What does a black guy get for christmas? Your bike.
Joke: How come black guys are like sperm? Only 1 in a million work.
Joke: Why are abortions so common with blacks? The parents get a bonus from crime-stoppers.
Joke: Why do black people always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
Joke: Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to spot!
Joke: How many Cops does it take to arrest a mexican? 2, 1 to arrest him and the other to hold his oranges.
joke: what do you call a black minister?? HOLY Sh**
Joke: What is the fastest way to get aroung Harlem, Jump on a black guys back and yell cops!
Joke: Why did two jewish guys spend ten years in the desert, one dropped a quarter.
Joke: How was copper wire invented, Two jewish guys fighting over a penny.
joke: Why are black people so tall? Cuz there Ne-gros
joke: Why did the black guy say fee, fi, fo, fum? He was giving out his address - #3541.
joke: Why doesn't Poland have a hockey team? They all drown during spring training.
joke: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
joke: Why do drug companies put cotton on top of their products? To let black people know they picked cotten before they sold drugs.
joke: What do you call a black man in a mansion? A thief
joke: what begins with n and ends with r that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor
joke: why do black people have to where white gloves when they are eating tootsie rolls? so they wont mistake them for their fingers and bite them off
joke: why do black people hate opening tylenol bottles? because there is cotton on top
joke: two little boys, (white and black) were arguing about who's dad is cooler the black boy said well my dad has a cool truck and when you sound the horn it sounds "honky,*****" and the white boy said well my daddy has a chainsaw and when you turn it on it goes "runnnnnn nnnigggaaaaa **** **** runnnnn-niggggggaaa **** ****-!!!!!!!!!"
