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TAKING THE DAMN PISS

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TAKING THE DAMN PISS

Postby ARE_U_SICK » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:31 pm

HOW CAN...2 CIIDS AGO OLIVE OIL WANTED 2 GO 2 SOUTHALL TO GET SUM THINGS AFTER THE EID PRAYER

SO I SAID 2 HER I DONT GOT NO CHANGE AND I AINT COMMIN WIT U

SHE MUSTA SAID NAA...TAKE MY OYSTER CARD..

AND IF WE GET CAUGHT USE THAT

SO I MUSTA SAID SAFE...LETS GO

HERES ME NOW GOT ON THE BUS...


2 STOPS LATER ON COME THE BASTAR.D INSPECTORS

ASK ME FOR MY TING...SHOWED IT..NICELY

THEN THE BREH GOES IM TAKING IT OFF U AND UR GETTING FINED Shocked

I WAS LIKE WTF...R U DUMB BLAD....BUSS OUT

HE GOES NAA....HE TOOK IT...HES ME THINKING....SO WHAT..ITS OLIVE OILS


NOW ABOUT 5 MONTHES LATER.....DIDNT I GET A LETTER 2 MY DOOR THIS MORNING....



FOCKIN BASTARDS ARE PROSECUTING ME


PISSED Mad
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Postby wStLdNthug » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:33 pm

SO U ASKIN MAN TO REP. U IN COURT....... Arrow
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Postby YaYa-Eva » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:33 pm

Word of adivse make sure not to drop the soap or else you know whats going to go down.
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Postby ARE_U_SICK » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:35 pm

ONLY HAVE 2 PAY A FINE THO!
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Postby $un$hine » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:36 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

too much hip hop Ya Ya..

Its all women...

Wot they gonna do her? Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing Laughing

jokes still!!

ARE U SICK...braaaaaap!!

Southall..U should've called me..

I got connections nooh!! Cool

It pays to be sweet!! Very Happy Laughing
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Postby wStLdNthug » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:37 pm

[quote="ARE_U_SICK"]ONLY HAVE 2 PAY A FINE THO![/quote]

IF U BEEN COUGHT MORE DEN ONCE IS A MAXIMUM FINE-----
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Postby ARE_U_SICK » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:42 pm

1ST TIME!
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Postby SupEr_LaDy » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:42 pm

Just make sure sainbury isnt your cellmate..nowadys she goes both wayz if you know what i mean.
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Postby ARE_U_SICK » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:45 pm

^^SHUT UP WITH UR IRRELEVENT BOLLCOKS.. Wink @SUNSHINE! NEXT TIME!
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Postby SupEr_LaDy » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:47 pm

^GO FOCK YOURSELF.
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Postby $un$hine » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:47 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Nxt time?? Shocked

Ur a criminal caadi.. Laughing

Next time..do wot i'd do...

Cry!! Laughing Laughing

Wot? Confused it works!! Cool
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Postby ARE_U_SICK » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:54 pm

[quote="SupEr_LaDy"]^GO FOCK YOURSELF.[/quote]


BOO FOCKIN HOO

GO KILL URSELF!

STUPID OVER-GROWN HEFFA WIV NO TEETH

SU.CK UR MOMS TINGZ!

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SUNSHINE...THERE AINT GONNA B NO NEXT TIME....OMG...
NEVER AGAIN Wink


LOOOOOOL@CRY!

I CANT CROCADILE CRY!
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Postby $un$hine » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:57 pm

Laughing Laughing

Dnt worry...I'll teach u in no time!! Cool

CRY BABY CRY!! Laughing
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Postby YunG_GuNNN » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:41 pm

[quote="$un$hine"Southall..U should've called me..I got connections nooh!! Cool [/quote]
^^ Hayeee...
ARE_U_NOT_WELL i know you dropped under 16
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Postby $un$hine » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:43 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Yung..

I do got connections!! Cool
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