a whyte man one day went to a shop, in search of the finest shoez he cud get his handz on. so he went to central london #, some posh shop, cufflinks cst £200........propa luxiorious! so he told da man im in search of ur finest shoez, so he showed him a pair of leather made shoez, A Grand he said, so da man looked at it n said 'its very nice, but not wat im in search off. so he said alright, com truu the bckdoor, n keep it a secret. so he did, n he was shown a pair of shoez made of rhinoskin, very high quality, and illlegal..4 the price of £10G'z.the man was tempted 2 buy it......but made his mind to keep on the quest for the fines shoez around so he said 'im very tempted to buy it, but since u a man of quality my instincts tell me u got more quality........so the shopkeeper said u r right i do, n he open another backdoor. he took the man to the very end of the hall were he opened a big drawer with one pair of shoez wrapped in plastic so the dust dnt get to it. and the shopkeeper said 'these pair of whyte shoez cost half a million pound, made out of the most quality human skin, u cant do better then this, not on this side of the earth. the customer said 'greeat i'll have it, but have u got it in another colour?' the shop keeper said yes i do, black ones, £2.50............
i had to laugh before i knocked out the whyte man who told me dis joke......fukkin racist bastardz