WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
SOMALI FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Call your parents HOOYO And ABO
WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.
WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "wat up NIGGA/NAYAA/WARYAA!!!
WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Are fo life.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your SIGAAR AND JAAD AND TUBAAKO away when they think you've had enough.
SOMLIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better CALAANJI AND CAB the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
SOMALI FRIENDS: Will BEAT DEY ASS!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OOO SOO TRUE!