She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar & asks, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a droopy-eyed drunk slams his hand down on the counter and bellows, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink & the woman chugs it down.
She turns to the patrons & again points around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit & asks again, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again the same drunk slaps his money down on the bar & says, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approaches the little drunk & says, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina?'
"As far as I'm concerned", the drunk replies, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
