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i woke up this morning,only having had like 4 hours of sleep..my mom decided she wanted 2 go food shoppin..wtf,on a damn saturday yh..hmm never mind yea she asked me too come with her.

got up,looked in da mirror washed up yanno the same old routine blah blah blah

she decided 2 drive me up 2 erm..whats dat place called hmm...HOUNSLOW..haa you kno that dusty market place where white poeple just sell random bullsh1t like tea warmers..anywho we browsed the place nothin interesting,.opened a couple of blocked fones we had haa,obviously i was wearin a scarf..im going thru that PHASE

back to the market..i was listening too my ipod obviously i was listening too hassan aden samatar,,i dunno man his music just fukkin gets me excited....yh as i was sayin,i was listening too ma ipod when dis cadaan man came running too me..and tried 2 grab my adidas side bag..nacala abuug..dont think i let him have it..wollahi i just remember my days in somalia and did sum sick sabaxaad combo..every1 was amazed..anywho..the police and ambulance was called and now the skinny mother fukker wants 2 sue me for assulting him...WTFFFFFFFFFF..HE was gonna rob me..i can please self defence alie?

which part of this story did u wake up???

"i woke up this morning,only having had like 4 hours of sleep"


WOKE...

ur goin to jail.....jus plead guilty!!


and smile at the judge!!

Cant i Plead Self Defence?

[quote="*lady_ice_4u2nv*"]Cant i Plead Self Defence?[/quote]

LOOOOL COURSE U CAN
ALLIE HE WAS IN DA WRONG

BEGFRIEND----

TRYNA WRITE STORIES LIKE UR WESTLDNSHAWTY---

FLOPPED STILL----

[quote="wStLdNthug"]BEGFRIEND----
TRYNA WRITE STORIES LIKE UR WESTLDNSHAWTY---
FLOPPED STILL----[/quote]

LOOOOL HEARTLESS

[quote="wStLdNthug"]BEGFRIEND----

TRYNA WRITE STORIES LIKE UR WESTLDNSHAWTY---

FLOPPED STILL----[/quote]


oMan..whats there too begfriend?..its funny how people dont undestand reasons for forums'

this isnt a instant messege board ur meant 2 share stories and bullsh1t like dat

but KissMaAss Tho

allow bussin CONVO

@wearin the xijaab phase!!!

Had your fun eey lookin to settle down are we..

LOL AWWWW LIL CUZZIN WHY DIDNT U TELL ME I WOULD OF SHANKED THEM

DONT WORRY NXT TIME MAN WILL DRAW FOR THE SHANK

ILLIE BILLY IS ERE

**OLIVE OILS BROTHER***

i jus wanna know...why ur fockin lying in public...like its all good or sumthin

"xassan aden samatars music turned me into a superhero" kulaha

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah